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Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms or legs?
- Thread starter El Presidente
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Woodchip
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Goodfella said:
Excellent!!
Reminds me of a quality NOFX song called "She's Nubs"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xnwXAB8gwQ&search=nofx shes nubs
It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels
How does she get in and out of tubs
I hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not
bad
Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs.
No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows,
No phalanges no knobby knees to knock
She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands
She's always in the stands, she's nubs
She can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone
She's got no funny bone, she's nubs
No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs,
she's nubs, she's nubs.
I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked
Toronto,
I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no
thanks, no and no
It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her
sleeve
and told her I'd see her at the next club she got into a pack
and some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and kinda
waved her stub
She's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size,
but without calves and thighs, she's nubs
It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed,
when all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs
She's nubs, She's nubs, She's nubs...
Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk
But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xnwXAB8gwQ&search=nofx shes nubs
It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels
How does she get in and out of tubs
I hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not
bad
Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs.
No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows,
No phalanges no knobby knees to knock
She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands
She's always in the stands, she's nubs
She can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone
She's got no funny bone, she's nubs
No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs,
she's nubs, she's nubs.
I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked
Toronto,
I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no
thanks, no and no
It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her
sleeve
and told her I'd see her at the next club she got into a pack
and some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and kinda
waved her stub
She's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size,
but without calves and thighs, she's nubs
It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed,
when all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs
She's nubs, She's nubs, She's nubs...
Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk
But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs.
Mackenzie
Old Brightonian
Reminds me of a joke:
There was a man with no arms or legs sitting on the beach looking out to sea, when three ladies walked past him. Feeling sorry for him the first one asked, 'have you ever been hugged'? the man replied 'No' so she gave him a big hug. The second lady asked him if he'd ever been kissed, he shruged his shoulders and said that he hadn't, so she planted a kiss on his forehead. The last lady asked him,'so have you ever been fuc ked', 'No' he says.....'well you will be when the tide comes in'.
There was a man with no arms or legs sitting on the beach looking out to sea, when three ladies walked past him. Feeling sorry for him the first one asked, 'have you ever been hugged'? the man replied 'No' so she gave him a big hug. The second lady asked him if he'd ever been kissed, he shruged his shoulders and said that he hadn't, so she planted a kiss on his forehead. The last lady asked him,'so have you ever been fuc ked', 'No' he says.....'well you will be when the tide comes in'.
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Ask her if she would like Kev's mobile number.
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Dirty c*nt.El Presidente said:
