Predictable captions please......
Bigtomfu New member Jul 25, 2003 4,416 Harrow Mar 10, 2005 #2 Santa was getting better at disguising the double ender when it came to his christmas treat!
M magoo New member Jul 8, 2003 6,682 United Kingdom Mar 10, 2005 Thread starter #3 Father Christmas gets so horny his beard falls off.
R Rangdo Registered Cider Drinker Apr 21, 2004 4,779 Cider Country Mar 10, 2005 #4 The hollowed out parcel did its job until santa stood up and gave the game away.
pasty A different kind of pasty Jul 5, 2003 30,824 West, West, West Sussex Mar 10, 2005 #5 Girl 1 - I hear this bloke only comes once a year Girl 2 - Yeah, but when he does he fills yer stockings
Girl 1 - I hear this bloke only comes once a year Girl 2 - Yeah, but when he does he fills yer stockings
S Seagullible Super Keeper Jul 7, 2003 5,749 Tea room, The Office, Slough Mar 10, 2005 #7 Santa finally pulls after revealing new clean shaved look
R Rangdo Registered Cider Drinker Apr 21, 2004 4,779 Cider Country Mar 10, 2005 #8 The girls were disappointed when they found out the true meaning of Santa's boasts of a large package.
The girls were disappointed when they found out the true meaning of Santa's boasts of a large package.
Titanic Super Moderator Helpful Moderator Jul 5, 2003 39,694 West Sussex Mar 10, 2005 #9 Santa pulls a couple of CRACKERS at Christmas party !
Titanic Super Moderator Helpful Moderator Jul 5, 2003 39,694 West Sussex Mar 10, 2005 #10 (you did ask for ... PREDICTABLE captions!)
J junior Well-known member Dec 1, 2003 6,609 Didsbury, Manchester Mar 10, 2005 #11 Brocket="Bet you all wish you were me".
sydney tinky ****in winky Jul 11, 2003 17,944 town full of eejits Mar 10, 2005 #12 ok girls,the one who guesses how many batteries it takes , gets to go first!
C cheeseroll New member Jul 5, 2003 1,002 Fragrant Harbour Mar 10, 2005 #13 put this box just there to hide your HARDON
Artois is 100% of your RDA Jul 5, 2003 6,578 Hooters Mar 10, 2005 #14 'How GOOD am I? I'm sitting here with two fit birds with BIG tits'
Biscuit Native Creative Jul 8, 2003 22,278 Brighton Mar 10, 2005 #15 Santa has been a very, very naughty boy this year.. or Race for Mrs Claus competition heats up.
Theatre of Trees Well-known member Jul 5, 2003 7,826 TQ2905 Mar 10, 2005 #16 "If you open the box girls there is a special cracker I'd like you to pull"
F Franks Wild Years New member Oct 26, 2004 6,326 Barking at the gates of the west country Mar 10, 2005 #17 Would you like to stroke my Reindeer ? Its got a red nose you know, and it lives in this box.