Predictable captions please......

magoo · Mar 10, 2005

Bigtomfu · Mar 10, 2005

Santa was getting better at disguising the double ender when it came to his christmas treat!

magoo · Mar 10, 2005

Father Christmas gets so horny his beard falls off.

Rangdo · Mar 10, 2005

The hollowed out parcel did its job until santa stood up and gave the game away.

pasty · Mar 10, 2005

Girl 1 - I hear this bloke only comes once a year

Girl 2 - Yeah, but when he does he fills yer stockings

magoo · Mar 10, 2005

Seagullible · Mar 10, 2005

Santa finally pulls after revealing new clean shaved look

Rangdo · Mar 10, 2005

The girls were disappointed when they found out the true meaning of Santa's boasts of a large package.

Titanic · Mar 10, 2005

Santa pulls a couple of CRACKERS at Christmas party !

Titanic · Mar 10, 2005

(you did ask for ... PREDICTABLE captions!)

junior · Mar 10, 2005

Brocket="Bet you all wish you were me".

sydney · Mar 10, 2005

ok girls,the one who guesses how many batteries it takes , gets to go first! :clap2:

cheeseroll · Mar 10, 2005

put this box just there to hide your HARDON

Artois · Mar 10, 2005

'How GOOD am I? I'm sitting here with two fit birds with BIG tits'

Biscuit · Mar 10, 2005

Santa has been a very, very naughty boy this year..

or

Race for Mrs Claus competition heats up.

Theatre of Trees · Mar 10, 2005

"If you open the box girls there is a special cracker I'd like you to pull"

Franks Wild Years · Mar 10, 2005

Would you like to stroke my Reindeer ? Its got a red nose you know, and it lives in this box.