Post Your Utter BHA Nonsense Here

[Cheeky Monkey]

Michael Owen will be signing for BHA sometime soon

Gus Poyet will be unvelied as Swansea City's new manager in the coming days

Gus Poyet will be unvelied as Norwich City's new manager in the coming days

etc.
etc.

 

[Titus]

I thought all the threads were nonsense in the closed season.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

cheeky monkey will post something sensible for once in here....actually obviously not.

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

drogba signing for BHA sometime soon

 

[Everest]

Gus Poyet will step down to become a player for BHA

Michael Owen will then be announced as the new manager.

 

[Kumquat]

The Amex will be sold to pay off interest payments on a massive debt that the fans and many parts of the club were unaware of. Bloom and the board will become paraiahs hated by fans and players alike and the club will slowly sink down the league while facing continual wind-up orders. Poyet and Taricco will join Swansea. Vicente will go to Southampton. In 3 years time we will be bottom of the league, managed by Micky Adams (for the 3rd time) with a back four of Andrew Whing, Adam Virgo (for the 3rd time), Tommy Elphick and Adam El-Abd, who in the absence of Poyet has regressed to the long ball. Robbie Savage will be coaxed out of retirement to play for us. We will stay up on the last day of the season.

 

[Kumquat]

Oh and Stewart Downing will be left wing and our worst player.

 

[albion534]

Vicente will sign for another year

 

[catfish]

I'm about to sign as first choice goalie for next season.

 

[happypig]

Zamora's coming "home" to partner Peter Ward

 

[SK1NT]

This is the best thread ever

 

[bhafc99]

The following all are poised to re-sign for us: Leon Knight, Bobby Zamora, Glenn Murray.

 

[bhafc99]

This is the best thread ever

Now you're just being ridiculous. The idea is to suggest something that's almost believable.

 

[Postman Pat]

Gus Poyet has offered to swap the entire Brighton squad, backroom staff, Tony Bloom and the Amex for Wilfred Zaha.

Gus believes that Zaha is such an outstanding talent that he can play on his own against 11 men and still win the championship.

Crystal Palace want all the above plus £200m before considering the deal, but they said we can keep Ryan Harley and have Glenn Murray back.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Ive just seen Lionel Messi talking with Bloomy and Gus in McDonalds nr Churchill Square !!

 

[Seagull Steve]

I have just turned Gus down. He asked me to play down the right, but would not fork out for the electricity to charge my wheelchair between games.

 

[Simster]

Michael Owen will be signing for BHA sometime soon

Gus Poyet will be unvelied as Swansea City's new manager in the coming days

Gus Poyet will be unvelied as Norwich City's new manager in the coming days

etc.
etc.

BHA are a bigger club than Stoke and Norwich.

 

[Norman Potting]

The Amex will have to be moved as rare bats have been discovered nesting in the concourses. They are apparently living on the pie debris left over from match days.

 

[Postman Pat]

As Gus Poyet is so in demand for all managers jobs that are currently available he has decided to accept all of them. Next season Gus will be the manager of Swansea, Norwich, Chelsea, Spurs, Aston Villa and West Brom as well as his role at Brighton. Gus has implemented a national coaching programme for all the clubs, he will manage them from a central control centre in Milton Keynes.

Gus has stated that since there is no one out there to challenge his tactical knowledge it was only a matter of time before he challenged himself. When the teams play each other Gus will manage both at the same time and try to outwit himself. He said he is looking forward to the challenge of his greatest adversory.

 

[Daffy Duck]

A large group of people will attend the Fat Boy Slim concerts at the weekend and then refuse to leave the pitch afterwards.
They will pitch their tents and occupy the Amex for months, making it impossible to play our games there & we will have to groundshare with Creepy Crawley for the whole season.