Post Your Utter BHA Nonsense Here

[dadams2k11]

Crystal palarse have been offered messi and 500m for zaha and with the money will buy Vicente and Buckley from Brighton.

 

[chrissyboy01]

Apparently Albion have released Navarro but I cant find a reliable source confirming this..........another pointless rumour

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Crystal Palace will finish above Brighton and Hove Albion in the 2012/2013 season.

 

[happypig]

They are going to sell chips next year.

 

[happypig]

Our rivalry with Crystal Palace will be cancelled so they can be rivals with Crawley.
we will become rivals with Workington town and Prestatyn in the first ever "three cornered bastards" relationship.

When gus leaves, Gene Hunt will become manager.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

crystal palace will finish above brighton and hove albion in the 2012/2013 season.

best yet !!! Ha ha ha

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

BHA are a bigger club than Stoke and Norwich.

Touche, although I don't believe I said we were bigger, I said we can match them. For me the 'size' of a club isn't about trophies or league position, it's about crowd size/support/catchment area and (imho) we can comfortably match those two on that front when the Amex is completed etc.

 

[Worthingite]

****Breaking news***** Bennetts Field is to be turned into a massive playground for the exclusive use of the two Craigs. The Albion will however install seating area's where fans of the club can watch these two legends of club frolicking on the swings and monkey bars.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

cheeky monkey will post something sensible for once in here....actually obviously not.

Err and that's from the man who started a recent thread about Michael Owen coming to Brighton because some Liverpool acquaintances of his had alluded to this fact! Hmmm. So....is he still on his way Granny as I've had 'Owen' printed on the back of my BHA W-fronts and I'll be looking to you for a refund if this doesn't turn out to be the case!

 

[cloud]

The Venky's are fed up with Blackburn and have decided to buy Piglets Pantry. You can now get pies in any flavour, as long as it's chicken.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Err and that's from the man who started a recent thread about Michael Owen coming to Brighton because some Liverpool acquaintances of his had alluded to this fact! Hmmm. So....is he still on his way Granny as I've had 'Owen' printed on the back of my BHA W-fronts and I'll be looking to you for a refund if this doesn't turn out to be the case!

time will tell mr happy...go on post something positive you miserable fecker

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

time will tell mr happy...go on post something positive you miserable fecker

Only if you'll refund me on the underpants

 

[Publius Ovidius]

caveat emptor

 

[Butch Willykins]

BHA to be sponsored by Veet Hair Removal Cream next season

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Michael Owen and Didier Drogba will be playing upfront for us next season.

 

[Horsham Gull]

Ashley Barnes will score more then 30 goals for bha next season.

P.s I will run round the Amex naked if this happens!

 

[Quagmire]

Adam Virgo is set to sign a new 4 year deal with BHA.

 

[34064 Fighter Command]

Andre Kanchelskis has finally agreed personal terms with Tony Bloom.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Palace are looking to groundshare whilst Selhurst Park is being rebuilt

 

[Norman Potting]

As Gus Poyet is so in demand for all managers jobs that are currently available he has decided to accept all of them. Next season Gus will be the manager of Swansea, Norwich, Chelsea, Spurs, Aston Villa and West Brom as well as his role at Brighton. Gus has implemented a national coaching programme for all the clubs, he will manage them from a central control centre in Milton Keynes.

Gus has stated that since there is no one out there to challenge his tactical knowledge it was only a matter of time before he challenged himself. When the teams play each other Gus will manage both at the same time and try to outwit himself. He said he is looking forward to the challenge of his greatest adversory.

Inspired nonsense - best thus far!