posh spice likes a party

[ezmally]

Posh Spice loves 12 inches
She loves it up the back alley
So instead of shagging Beckham
She should come and see Ezmally

 

[Moshe Gariani]

.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Posh Spice likes her cricket
She admires Dilip Doshi
But when she's shagging Beckham
She wishes it was Moshe

 

[Ding Dong !]

Posh Spice is a slapper
she really is a plank
and when she not with David
She's giving me a W*nk.

 

[bristolseagull]

Posh spice wanks off emu
she even sucks off Rod Hull
but when shes shagging Beckham
she thinks of bristolseagull


xx

 

[ali jenkins]

Posh Spice likes a good film
She loves the happy endings,
And when shes shagging Beckham
She thinks of Ali Jenkins!

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Posh Spice is a slapper
I like to go down on her
and when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Withdean Wanderer

 

[Ding Dong !]

Posh Spice is a slapper
her fanny really pongs
and when she's shagging beckham
she thinking of Ding Dong !

 

[Bluejuice]

Posh Spice is a fashion victim
Dolled up rather spruce
But when she's home and out her clothes
She's jumping on Bluejuice

 

[tinx]

Posh spice is a slapper
she really f***ing stinks
and when she takes it up the arse
she thinks of big boy tinx

 

[OzMike]

posh spice likes a party
la la la la la
la la la la la la la la
la la la la la.......oi

 

[ali jenkins]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She is called the village bike,
And after shagging Beckham
Her next one is OzMike!

Im WELL bored innit!

 

[Croydonbloke]

Posh Spice wants a large one
She loves to give some head
Beckham can no longer score with her
So she wants Croydonbloke instead

 

[Titanic]

Posh Spice is a cutie
She hair is nice and shiny
She much prefers Titanic
cos Beckhams knob is tiny!

 

[Titanic]

prompted by another thread...

Posh Spice is a slapper
she once shagged Andy Naylor
but rather like Dave Beckham
he was a total failure

 

[nobody's dupe]

That pink dress!!!! Had to bounce this one so that NSCers could add to their limericks.

Posh Spice is now in LA
. . . . . . . . .. . ?

 

[1066gull]

posh spice is a slapper
she'd do it up the rear
but when i offer to do it for her
she'd rather be a queer

 

[Hiney]

Posh Spice is in LA
Sucking off Tom Cruise
Beckhams left with Katie
Wearing Jimmy Choos

 

[nobody's dupe]

Posh Spice is now in La
The tinsel town with slappers galore,
And me thinks Golden Balls
Will be creeping out of the back door.

 

[Buzzer]

It's times like this that I wish that my user name was council Banny Fatter.