posh spice likes a party

[skr80]

Posh Spice is a slapper
she takes it up the arse
and when shes blowing Beckhams
she thinks of skr's.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Posh Spice is making changes,
She's thinking of becoming a nun.
But when she's shagging Beckham,
She thinks of Barrel of Fun.




Ooooh Barrel, Barrel, Barrel of Fun.....

 

[Springal]

Posh Spice likes cheese pringles
She really f***ing does
And when shes shagging Springal
Shes takes it up the ass

 

[NMH]

Posh Spice is a slag heap
she really does the biz
and when she meets the Hilter
she laps up all his jizz

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

Posh Spice likes to dress up
In crotchless pants and black boots
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Set of Tracksuits

 

[nobody's dupe]

Posh Spice is so much in demand
Her lovers' queue forms a loop,
But when she's shagging Golden Balls
She'd rather be under Nobody's Dupe.

 

[El Presidente]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She really is a case
She does sometimes shag Beckham
But she prefers girl on girl with RACE

 

[Early Doors]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She goes down on all fours
And when she's shaging Beckham
She dreams it's Early Doors

 

[shaolinpunk]

Posh Spice likes to party
She's always getting drunk
And when shes shagging beckham,
She thinks of shaolinpunk

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Posh spice is a classy bird
and won't roll in the hay
unless she's taken out by
The Clown of Pevensey Bay





*coat*

 

[Nemesis]

Posh Spice is a filthy tart
She really, really is
She spends all of her evenings
Sucking Nemesis

 

[Hiney]

Posh Spice is a Slapper
Her nipples are all shiny
When she's shagging Beckham
All she wants is HINEY

 

[upnorthnow]

Posh Spice can't stop laughing
She thinks it's really funny
That when she's shagging Beckham
She's thinking of his money!

 

[Frutos]

Posh Spice can't stop laughing
She thinks it's really funny
That when she's shagging Beckham
She's thinking of his money!

I can't think of one that rhymes with my name

 

[El Presidente]

I can't think of one that rhymes with my name

Posh Spice likes the tough guys
She loves the lads with shooters
But when she's shagging Beckham
She rather have Sawn Off Frotos

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

I can't think of one that rhymes with my name

posh spice is in a pickle
she's really at a loss,
cos when she's shagging beckham
she dreams of our frutos

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She really is a case
She does sometimes shag Beckham
But she prefers girl on girl with RACE

I know I shouldn't but

 

[OzMike]

Posh Spice likes to party
With lots of dodgey types
She also sings a load of songs
That no one f*****g likes

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Posh spice has a sweet tooth
She likes a Galaxy
And when she's sucking Beckham
She's dreaming that it's me.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

never been much of a one for singing or poetry, so here's my effort.








Oi, Posh! Fancy a shag?