posh spice likes a party

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

she partial to a rave
and when she's shagging beckham
she dreams of
GUINNESS DAVE

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Slightly unrelated, but is "Posh Spice" looking a lot "fitter" recently?

 

[Bry Nylon]

Posh Spice is ELECTRIC
She looks just like a PYLON
And when she's shagging Beckham
She's dreamin' of BRY NYLON


Tis true, you know...

 

[Bakesy]

Posh Spice is real skinny,
She is just like a Rake,
When Guinness Dave's winding one in,
She'd rather be with Bakes.

 

[Ian Bairds Fist]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She'll give one off the wrist
and when shes shagging Beckham
She thinks of IAN BAIRDS FIST.

 

[Bry Nylon]

One for NSC to complete...........

Posh Spice likes a crisp biscuit
She's very fond of CRACKNEL
And when she's shagging Beckham...

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Posh Spice likes to party
She's at it night and day
And when she's shagging Beckham
She's thinking 70K

 

[Stevegull]

She wished she lived in Bracknal??

 

[Bry Nylon]

Posh Spice likes a giggle
She really loves a LARK
And when she's shagging Beckham
She's thinking of David Beckham

 

[Biscuit]

Posh Spice is gambler,
She'll go all in to risk it,
But when she screwing Bakesy
She dreams of hunky Biscuit.

 

[Ian Bairds Fist]

Posh Spice is gambler,
She'll go all in to risk it,
But when she screwing Bakesy
She dreams of hunky Biscuit.

Thats shocky.

 

[Stevegull]

Oh posh spice is a fun bird
she really likes a laugh
she gives me such a hard on
that when i take a piss i look like a giraffe

 

[Bry Nylon]

Oh posh spice is a fun bird
she really likes a laugh
she gives me such a hard on
that when i take a piss i look like a giraffe

What's the day job, Steve?

 

[Titanic]

Posh Spice is so skinny
a really scrawny bird
but when she's shagging Beckham
she wants Uncle Spielberg

 

[Stevegull]

What's the day job, Steve?

Should i stick to it?

 

[Bry Nylon]

Should i stick to it?

So long as it isn't 'lyricist', would you mind if I said "yes"?

 

[Stevegull]

A few Jack D and cokes and suddenly i could write the next Leo slayer smash hit.

I appologise prefusely

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

posh spice is a slapper
she reallt is whild
and when shes shagging beckham
she's thinking of the lovechild

 

[Rambo]

Posh Spice is a slapper,
she drives a sexy Lambo,
and when shes shaging Beckham,
shes thinking of the Rambo.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Posh spice is a bird watcher,
She really likes a jay,
And when shes shagging beckham,
She thinks of Da Man Clay