PLAYER SONGS required urgently!

[chesneyhawkes]

Okay i am up for some abuse but here are my suggestions.

For Ashley Barnes the chorus of Camouflage can easily be manipulated:
Oooooooah Ashley Barnes goals are Ashley's special little thing,
Ooooooah Ashley Barnes Brighton's former plymouth goal machine (Feel free to rework how you see fit).

 

[chesneyhawkes]

And for Calderon this little gem, people will learn the lyrics in no time: chacarron by el chumbo.
Simply change chacarron for Calderon. (Now this i deserve abuse)

 

[Sheebo]

Vincelot to the tune of Vindaloo, I'll be airing this one repeatedly at the next few games, presuming he plays.
There is an Ashley Barnes one to the tune of She'll be coming round the Mountain, Ay Ay Ashley Ashley Barnes etc.

Both sound great. This is exactly the attitude we need

What words are for the Vincelot one instead of 'we're gonna score 1 more than you ENGLAND' ?

 

[Pantani]

Both sound great. This is exactly the attitude we need

What words are for the Vincelot one instead of 'we're gonna score 1 more than you ENGLAND' ?

To be honest I am not sure yet, I made it up on the spot last night. We were singing it as is but with Brighton instead of England. So I am open to suggestions but I quite like the simplicity of it at the moment, I think sometimes we get a bit obsessed with creating clever words to fit songs. Everyone knows these words so why change them?

 

[Sheebo]

To be honest I am not sure yet, I made it up on the spot last night. We were singing it as is but with Brighton instead of England. So I am open to suggestions but I quite like the simplicity of it at the moment, I think sometimes we get a bit obsessed with creating clever words to fit songs. Everyone knows these words so why change them?

Yes this is the key thing i've been trying to get accross - many peeps on here end up trying to be too clever - posting a whole verse of a pop song and adding 'Gus' into it or something

We need failry simple... What's wrong with 'Noone, Noone will tear you apart again' or 'he plays on the left he plays on the riiiiiight that boy Will Buckley makes Messi look shite etc etc... I just want to hear some player songs again.

Another piss easy one - the same tune as the Paul Watson / Steve Sidwell ones... maybe...

Calderon Woah Calderon Woah
He came to us from Spain
Runs down the wing again

etc etc etc

 

[Sheebo]

Also thought i heard the Calde one i came up with on here last night but wasn't that clear (there were some lads at back of J block singing this in maybe the SCC and Hudds games too last yr!)

Calde whoever you may be
you should be king in your own country
but you're here with us in Sussex By The Sea
and you turned down the *scum* from St Marys

* People did moan about this word so feel free to change.

 

[Pantani]

Also thought i heard the Calde one i came up with on here last night but wasn't that clear (there were some lads at back of J block singing this in maybe the SCC and Hudds games too last yr!)

Calde whoever you may be
you should be king in your own country
but you're here with us in Sussex By The Sea
and you turned down the *scum* from St Marys

* People did moan about this word so feel free to change.

The ultras have been singing this one for a while I believe. Although they do have three different Calde songs, at the moment.

 

[Sheebo]

The ultras have been singing this one for a while I believe. Although they do have three different Calde songs, at the moment.

And it was mine from here - my mates laughed when i told them yesterday

The ultra fella even PMd me to see if they could use it on the 'song sheets' for the FC Utd cup game - sorry to big myself up but it WAS mine

Shamelessly nicked from @stich on the other thread - this is a good one:

Will Buckley Buckley
He's better then Glenn Murray
He's gonna score 2 or 3
Will Buckley Buckley

 

[tangfastic]

how bout

will buckley is a brighton man,
a brighton man
a brighton man
will buckley is a brighton man
and so is mackail-smith

to the tune of john kettley is a weather man

 

[Seagull27]

I still think:

B.U.C.K.L.E.Y (sung quickly to fit in with U.G.L.Y.)
Watch our winger flying by,
Will Buckley, hey hey, Will Buckley








I am joking, but a part of me would love it if we sung this

 

[Brighton M]

The ultras have been singing this one for a while I believe. Although they do have three different Calde songs, at the moment.

If they came up with a song for him that actually mentioned his full name, there's more of a chance of it catching on Same goes for those wanting to sing about "CMS" rather than 'Mackail-Smith' - no chance.

Players with songs/chants - Ankergren (Give it up), LuaLua (tom hart), El-Abd (pink panther), Noone (nooney) - can't see the point in anyone trying to think up something new for this lot. Would be good to hear some stuff about the others though.

Thought Doncaster singing Billy Sharpe to the tune of Daddy Cool sounded quite good on Saturday. Simple and effective. Could work for someone like Gordon Greer.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

To the tune of Son of my Father (not been done since Richie Carpenter)

Ohhh Gordy Gordy,
Gordy Gordy Gordy Gordy Gor-don Greer


Easy.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Close to You - The Carpenters


Why do birds

Suddenly appear?

Everytime you are near

Just like me

They long to be

Close to Noone



Why do stars

Fall down from the sky?

Everytime you walk by

Just like me

They long to be

Close to Noone



(*) on the day that you were born

The angels got together and decided

To create a dream come true

So they sprinkled moondust in your hair

Of gold and starlight in your eyes of blue



(**) that is why all the girls in town

Follow you all around

Just like me

They long to be

Close to Noone



Repeat (*)

Repeat (**)



Just like me

They long to be

Close to Noone



Woo... close to Noone...

 

[16bha]

Simple one:

Buckley's a jolly good fellow,
""
""
And so say all of us (north stand)' and us (west stand) , and us (east stand)

 

[Helen Chamberlains Quim]

The name can be changed accordingly as long as 4 syllables!

Willy Buckley
He’ll go past you with ease

Willy Buckley
He can beat two or three

Willy Buckley
He'll stick it in the net

Willy Buckley
He’s nearly perfect

White and blue
White and blue
Buckley scores for the white and blue

To the tune of In the Navy by The Village (Way) People and subsequently enforcing that we all love 80's disco and must by default all be gay!

It would be amazing to see a co-ordinated three stand song kick off! i.e ( but not exclusively, any song with a variant and enough lines will do)

(West Stand)
Willy Buckley
He’ll go past you with ease

(North Stand)
Willy Buckley
He can beat two or three

(East Stand)
Willy Buckley
He'll stick it in the net

(North Stand)
Willy Buckley
He’s nearly perfect

(All)
White and blue
White and blue
Buckley scores for the white and blue

 

[Helen Chamberlains Quim]

Variant for the East Stand [TIC] but adaptable to all

In the East Stand
You can bring the family

In the East Stand
You can sit silently

In the East Stand
See it all perfectly

In the East Stand
Buy a beer if your three

In the East Stand
Get a burger at half time

In the East Stand
This is the line that doesn’t rhyme

In the East Stand
Come on people rock the stand

In the East Stand
In the East Stand

White and blue
White and blue
East Stand sing for the white and blue

 

[tezz79]

Anything been done with noone and the song blue moon yet ? Or is that too man city-esc

Oh yeah just see it on page 2.... Soz

 

[SeagullTim]

Ooooooh Willie Buckley...

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Not sure about the rest of the song.

 

[HalfTimeOrange]

these were both made in about 5 minutes, so please don't criticise me too much

to the tune of Tom HarK

We feed him petrol cos he's a tank
He's our number 6, it's Adam El-Abd
Adam El-Abd
Adam El-Abd
We feed him petrol cos he's a tank

(repeat)

Doesn't rhyme but you get the idea

and to the tune of The Fear by Lily Allen

He stands strong and he tackles for me,
He is the skipper and he wears, number three,
When you face him you stand there with fear,
He is the one and only, Gordon Greer.

the last notes would have to be held for ages, but reckon it could be good

*awaits mass criticism*

 

[Tummy Burger]

Bring back an oldie

INIGO CALDERON FOOTBALL GENIUS

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