Places that you though were somewhere else....

[CHAPPERS]

I thoguht Ferencvaros was in TURKEY but it's in Hungary apparently.

My sister used to think the Falklands were near Scotland.

What a silly BITCH eh lads!

 

[Beach Hut]

Sort out your spelling

 

[Easy 10]

Classic line from Adrian Mole:

"Dad jumped out of bed in a panic this morning when the news on his clock radio said that Argentina had invaded the Falkland Islands. He went back to bed when I told him the Falklands were in the South Atlantic".

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

I used to think think that Thornton Heath was in a f***ing shit hole. Well.........I've never been proved wrong.

I used to think that Forest Green was in East London somewhere. In Gloucestershire apparantley

 

[B.M.F]

Chez seems to think Dungerness is in Scotland and that Farham is in Pompey

 

[CHAPPERS]

Sort out your spelling

Nowt wrong with my spelling, Beachy. It's your EYES.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

When I was very small, i was told that the highlands were Scotland.

So whenever we past the Highlands pub in Uckfield I thought we were in Scotland.

I was about 3.

 

[Wozza]

When I was little I used to think that our capital city was at the end of London Road.

That's London Road, Bexhill.

I also used to think that London was uphill from Sussex because it was above it on the map.

 

[Safeway]

Up until quite recently I always thought Billericay was in Ireland.

When I was small I used to think that potatoes came from cows.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Up until quite recently I always thought Billericay was in Ireland.

When I was small I used to think that potatoes came from cows.

Like little poos?

 

[Safeway]

No, don't be stupid.

 

[Superphil]

I thought Chad was in South America

 

[Superphil]

and Mauritania was in Eastern Europe

 

[B.M.F]

I thought Chad was in South America

I thought Chad was Chav's younger brother

 

[Superphil]

wot no Burberry?

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

I thought Bishop's Auckland was in Australia. Or New Zealand.

 

[jonogulls]

Not really same but I used to think 'sarcastic' was that frozen fish stuff you get in plastic packets and is covered in cheese sauce.

 

[alan partridge]

I remember the first time I pulled my foreskin back


that was weird

 

[Easy 10]

Well, that was a conversation stopper wasn't it Alan.

 

[Safeway]

I always thought my g spot was near my bollocks until someone slipped a finger up my arse.