Places that you though were somewhere else....

[Easy 10]

I always thought my g spot was near my bollocks until someone slipped a finger up my arse.

Dear old Safeway, the Human Bowling Ball of NSC

 

[alan partridge]

Well, that was a conversation stopper wasn't it Alan.

I thought it was kind of in the same VEIN

 

[CHAPPERS]

I thought it was kind of in the same VEIN

Like how?

 

[alan partridge]

Like how?

Being a kid and thinking daft things like....London's at the end of my road , Potatoes come from cows...eurgh what the f*** is that thing in my willy.

That kind of VEIN

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

You mean your banjo string?

Never snap that mate, tis f***ing painful

 

[Easy 10]

I used to think you had to wee in a girl to make her pregnant.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Imagine if you boned a girl so hard you broke her fanny

 

[Marc]

I used to think babies came out of the belly button!


(still do to some degree)

 

[Safeway]

I used to think EVERYONE was still breast fed at 16.

 

[Marc]

you mean you've stopped?

 

[Safeway]

No, I just didn't realise everyone else had.

 

[Marc]

they have?......................shit

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I used to think Reading was pronounced "Ree-ding" and Lewes was pronounced "Loos" up until....ooooh, fairly recently actually.