People you had a crush on when you were younger

[Jam The Man]

Cheryl Baker

 

[cheshunt seagull]

The first childhood experience I had of a tingling sensation in my shorts was brought on by a blonde character called Cricket Blake
in a show called 'Hawaiian Eye'.

In my adolescence Jenny Agutter pressed the right buttons and in my 20s it was French actress Sandrine Bonnaire.

 

[London Calling]

Kim Wilde and the woman in Dr. Who who dressed as a jungle tigress did things to my body

 

[Marc]

Kylie, she started in neighbours just as I found out the REAL use for the dangly bit between my legs


"aahh...so its not just for weeing afterall!"

 

[pasty]

Whoever was on page 3...........

Oh yes. Kathy Lloyd and Linda Lusardi were my faves.

 

[Bakesy]

Oh yes. Kathy Lloyd and Linda Lusardi were my faves.

Maria Whittaker

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

No one, I'm asexual.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Andrea Boardman.

 

[Gritt23]

Sally James on Tiswas.

 

[Tooting Gull]

You have to say 'Curvy' whenever you mention Kathy Lloyd. Likewise 'Luscious' for Linda Lusardi.

 

[B.M.F]

Maria Whittaker

Andy Kennedy used to say that if you have not had a blow job of Maria Whittaker then you have not had a proper blow job. He was banging her when he played for Glasgow Rangers and not when he was at the Albion before anyone asks.

 

[HAMPSHIRE DAVE]

Sarah Green.
Something about Women in big baggy jumpers.
HAMPSHIRE DAVE

 

[Screaming J]

the woman in Dr. Who who dressed as a jungle tigress did things to my body

Oh yes! Leela was the characters name; but can't remember the name of the actress.

....and Joanna Lumley. Always fancied a bit of posh .

 

[The Large One]

Oh my goodness gracious me.

I might also add...

Most of Pan's People

Susan Stranks

Jenny Hanley

Linda Lusardi (my old girlfriend looked like her - no, really)

That cheeky French woman out of 'Mind Your Language'. (Crap show, stunning lass)

A few girls in my school year I am not going to tell you about (Westdene Seagull will start taking the piss, and I will get all coy and shy and embarrassed.)

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Oh God, yes please, I think I need a cold shower now

Clare Grogan
Janet Ellis
Debbie Harry
Diana Rigg

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Come on girls, this can't just be a men-only thread.

Where are all the comedy female crushes!

Off the top of my head, these are the ones the girlies in my year at school had....normal and less so...

-Jason Donovan
-Henry from Neighbours permed mullet-meister
-Phillip Schofield (they didn't specify whether Gordon the Gopher came as part of the package)
-school humanities teacher Mr Foster
-Joey from New Kids On The Block
-the fat singer from Brother Beyond
-Patrick Swayze
-Kevin Costner (there are no excuses for that)
-Mark Owen
-Tim Vincent (geek who used to be on Children's Ward)
-Paul Robinson from Neighbours

Shameless we were

 

[Safeway]

My dad.

 

[Scotty Mac]

noel edmonds is a bit of a beast

 

[SK1NT]

kelly Kapowski from save by the bell

 

[Scotty Mac]

kelly Kapowski from save by the bell

oh yes