Can't believe none of you got David Davies
Courtesy of Wikipedia......
Michael Davies (born Richard Michael Davis, 1943, in Richmond, Surrey, England), better known as Dik Mik, was the electronics operator and keyboardist with Hawkwind. On album credits he was credited as playing keyboards, audio generator, synthesiser or electronics
Back on topic three genuine names of kids my wife taught (all from Brighton)
Brian Ryan
Jason Mason and best of all.....
Humphrey Pumphrey
Who if still alive must either have changed his name or be a double hard bastard.......
I was giving her a riding lesson.
Are you going to Brum?
Used to know a Dean Kean.
Major Major Major Major