People whose first names rhyme with their second names....

[Trufflehound]

Major Major Major Major

 

[Jerryatric]

Lua Lua

 

[goldstone]

Biggus Dickus

 

[Lewes Seagull]

Mother Fucker

 

[Mackenzie]

I used to teach a lady called Mavis Davis

 

[NorthStandN1A]

Jack Black

Dennis the Menace

 

[hitony]

I used to teach a lady called Mavis Davis

Oh Yeah............and do tell us what you were teaching her

(Hope you and the family are well mate )

 

[Mackenzie]

Oh Yeah............and do tell us what you were teaching her

(Hope you and the family are well mate )

I was giving her a riding lesson.

Are you going to Brum?

 

[ryeseagull]

Wee Jock Poo McPlop

(The man who cleans the public toilets in Aberdeen)

 

[ezmally]

Arthur Lager

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

I've told this a few times on here but someone may not have heard it. John Fidget (who had changed his name from Larry Fidget, go figure) married a young lady called Bridget, and bizarelly she took his name

 

[ezmally]

Wee Jock Poo McPlop

(The man who cleans the public toilets in Aberdeen)

 

[Sibroadway]

Jack Black - actor

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

Charlie Farley

(With Piggy Malone - Two Ronnies)

 

[Sibroadway]

Shaquille O'Neal
Basketball

 

[ezmally]

Pooper scooper (inventor)

 

[Napper]

Nina nana

 

[sharpey38]

julia goolier in the wedding singer

 

[jakarta]

Wasn't there a bloke in Hawkwind called Dik Mik? or something similar?

Courtesy of Wikipedia......

Michael Davies (born Richard Michael Davis, 1943, in Richmond, Surrey, England), better known as Dik Mik, was the electronics operator and keyboardist with Hawkwind. On album credits he was credited as playing keyboards, audio generator, synthesiser or electronics

Back on topic three genuine names of kids my wife taught (all from Brighton)

Brian Ryan

Jason Mason and best of all.....



Humphrey Pumphrey


Who if still alive must either have changed his name or be a double hard bastard.......

 

[hart's shirt]

Jacques Chirac
Faye Dunaway