Peanutting

[Wilko]

There is a new craze surfing my school at the moment, that of 'peanutting'.

The rules are simple: You approach an unsuspecting victim and proceed to force his/her tie in to the tightest knot possible.

This has resulted in me having to spend half my day trying to undo said ties from impossible positions.

Today I witnessed what was termed by students as an 'ultimate peanut' which took me half an hour to untie wth the aid of a vice.

I cannot remember this craze when I was at school, has anyone else heard of or partaken in 'peanutting' ?

 

[Cian]

No. Why are you in school when you say you can't remember something happening when you were in school? If you're a teacher why the hell are you letting kids mess with your tie?

 

[Meade's Ball]

I got peanutted at school so tightly that i had to cut my tie off.
You used to see boys turning blue, so expert had they become at peanutting others.

 

[Juan Albion]

I assume he is untying the kids' ties for them.

 

[Wilko]

No. Why are you in school when you say you can't remember something happening when you were in school? If you're a teacher why the hell are you letting kids mess with your tie?

They didnt do it to my tie, I was untying students ties that had been peanutted

 

[Cian]

My god, a helpful teacher. Thats a new one. None at my school anyway.

 

[Fluffster]

My god, a helpful teacher. Thats a new one. None at my school anyway.

I seem to remember we only had one helpful teacher at school, and he later got suspended for shagging one of the year 11's.

 

[Wilko]

I got peanutted at school so tightly that i had to cut my tie off.
You used to see boys turning blue, so expert had they become at peanutting others.

 

[CAFC Matt]

There is a new craze surfing my school at the moment, that of 'peanutting'.

The rules are simple: You approach an unsuspecting victim and proceed to force his/her tie in to the tightest knot possible.

This has resulted in me having to spend half my day trying to undo said ties from impossible positions.

Today I witnessed what was termed by students as an 'ultimate peanut' which took me half an hour to untie wth the aid of a vice.

I cannot remember this craze when I was at school, has anyone else heard of or partaken in 'peanutting' ?

Quite a cool thing to do actually to someone you really really hate

 

[Rangdo]

Everyone at my school was doubled over from "posting" so were not in a fit state to peanut anyone.

 

[Cian]

I seem to remember we only had one helpful teacher at school, and he later got suspended for shagging one of the year 11's.

The only teacher who knew how to turn on a computer in my school got suspended for a year for shagging a 6th year (17-18, and hence legal, but still dodgy) and then got fired for doing it again.

This is why *I* have to fix all the IT problems now. Damn flirtatious 6th years, at least come on to people the same age as you, e.g me...

 

[aftershavedave]

was around in the early seventies lads although i've got no idea what we called it!

 

[Pavilionaire]

I seem to remember we only had one helpful teacher at school, and he later got suspended for shagging one of the year 11's.

So instead of helping students with peanutting he gave the girls a peanussing...

 

[kalinski]

it was called peanutting in the 80's!

 

[Pavilionaire]

I don't remember peanutting, but I do remember the wedgie, the bogwash and, of course, the Chinese burn...

 

[jmc]

hey wilko, was SHE a six former and you had difficulty undressing her? wouldn't be the first time!

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

yeah! im great at peanutting

 

[chez]

I dunno In my day you just used to bog wash people you didnt like. Whats the world coming to??

 

[Soton Seagull]

Do kids at School still do 'Bundles'?

 

[Minghawk]

peanutting at the ashcombe school?
i don't believe the well-behaved kids of dorking would do such a thing!