PC Beard

[Artois]

Now there's a name I miss.

 

[Johnny Byrne superstar]

beardo beardo! and silverfox the argus man. great times....

 

[The Large One]

PC Beard my Lord PC Beard
PC Beard my Lord PC Beard
PC Beard my Lord PC Beard
Oh Lord PC Beard

 

[Uncle Buck]

Fred the Argus Man and PC Beard can both been seen at the County Ground between April and September.

 

[The Large One]

beardo beardo! and silverfox the argus man. great times....

Fred Oliver?

Arguff, Arguff, git your Arguff...

 

[Johnny Byrne superstar]

indeed. genius.

 

[Lokki 7]

Fred Oliver

 

[portslade seagull]

Pc Beard ejected me twice
so not my lord anyway !!!

 

[The Keeper]

PC Beard is wanker

 

[Scotty Mac]

Fred Oliver?

Arguff, Arguff, git your Arguff...

legend

 

[Dandyman]

Fred the Argus Man and PC Beard can both been seen at the County Ground between April and September.

Has the Beard got his helmet, back ?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Has the Beard got his helmet, back ?

What has Trigg been up to now?

 

[The Great Cornholio]

I've got footage of PC Beard somewhere - I'll try and do a screen grab when I get it onto my PC.

 

[Trigger]

 

[sullyupthewing]

Beardo and Binnsy, happy days.

 

[Beeneys gloves]

Very weird, I was thinking about Beardo recently and the ole song, when hes not arresting hes probably molesting and unless he has an identical double, then Im convinced he walked passed me in Canterbury yesterday! It had to be him!

 

[Incredigull]

PC Beard is wanker

And working match days in the control box at Withdean.

 

[Caveman]

Now come on this was the song....


Beard, Beard PC Beard,
When he's not arresting his probably molesting.
Beard, Beard PC Beard,

 

[Big G]

Had a prang in my car about a year ago and had to go the accident process unit at Shoreham nick to drop off some paperwork and went i went up to the office there was Beard large as life staring at me with those beedy little eyes like he used to do just before ejected you from the North Stand. I had a flashback and nearly shit myself, i was waiting for bins to rear his ugly head aswell just to finish me off. He's no longer a copper but works at the nick as a civy employee, but still sporting the beard.

 

[footychick]

God, I remember him. He was always in front of the North Stand. Those were the days, eh.