PC Beard

[Big Rob]

PC Beard still works at Withdean, he is in old bill cctv box, on match days, honest, sorry if someone beat me to it

 

[Jam The Man]

Anyone know what Pc Beard's actual name is?

 

[Dandyman]

Anyone know what Pc Beard's actual name is?

Mr Hirsute.

 

[Artois]

Anyone know what Pc Beard's actual name is?

Simon Valder

 

[The Keeper]

PC Beard still works at Withdean, he is in old bill cctv box, on match days, honest, sorry if someone beat me to it

I heard his daughter is quite nice

 

[Chester Drawers]

Has the Beard got his helmet, back ?

As I recall it was Pc "Bins" who lost his helmet?

 

[m.c.hamster]

PC Beard's real name is Mick Beard. He works at the Cricket as well. He's a right hard b*stard even at his age.

 

[Big Rob]

if i remember rightly there was pc beard, binnsy, rosy, and fat chops were the 4 delightful coppers we has looking complete fools in the beloved Goldstone, anyone else remember those 4?

 

[Big G]

Ah yes rosy and fat chops, forgot about those ones. Wasnt rosy called Sgt Hills. Cant remember what fat chops was called, he didnt appear till the last few years.

 

[The Keeper]

if i remember rightly there was pc beard, binnsy, rosy, and fat chops were the 4 delightful coppers we has looking complete fools in the beloved Goldstone, anyone else remember those 4?

I always saw them knocking on some blokes door down Sackville Road every Monday morning

 

[Caveman]

anyone else remember those 4?

We use to sing to the one you call Rosy (I assume you called him that due to his red face) various song about drinking whisky.

Great days.