[Other Sport] Paris 2024 Olympics & Paralympics ***Official Match Thread***

[A1X]

Caden Cunningham, you star

 

[KZNSeagull]

That was excellent. Well done that man

 

[Triggaaar]

Dutch need to be disqualified for knocking us out of the madison. Awful cycling from them, just headbutted our rider.

 

[Flounce]

Dutch need to be disqualified for knocking us out of the madison. Awful cycling from them, just headbutted our rider.

I know nothing about this stuff but from a driving perspective the Dutch guy just cut in too early and caused the collision, but not an eyebrow was raised by the commentators We have been shit at this so I guess i doesn’t matter

Did I just hear an Italian rider is called Consome?

 

[Triggaaar]

I know nothing about this stuff but from a driving perspective the Dutch guy just cut in too early and caused the collision, but not an eyebrow was raised by the commentators

The Dutchman didn't mean to, he suddenly swerved down past the red line, headbutted our rider, and swerved back up. It was a clear loss of control and accident. But I can't see any way they don't get disqualified for it.

We've lost 20 points for being lapped, but that doesn't make a lot of sense having just had our rider decked. You usually get a few laps to get going again.

 

[Motogull]

I know nothing about this stuff but from a driving perspective the Dutch guy just cut in too early and caused the collision, but not an eyebrow was raised by the commentators We have been shit at this so I guess i doesn’t matter

Did I just hear an Italian rider is called Consome?

No, Chiara Consonni. She's rather lovely.

 

[Triggaaar]

No, Chiara Consonni. She's rather lovely.

She is. But I'd still like to be destroyed in Vicki Laura sandwich.

 

[Motogull]

She is. But I'd still like to be destroyed in Vicki Laura sandwich.

Vicky McClure and Laura Kuenssberg?

Kinky.

 

[Triggaaar]

Vicky McClure and Laura Kuenssberg?

That's where your mind went. We have different tastes.

 

[nwgull]

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Or aerosol?

 

[Triggaaar]

So with 1 day to go, are France on target to smash our 29 golds of London?

 

[Frutos]

Or aerosol?

No, I want it for my armpits.

 

[A1X]

Dutch need to be disqualified for knocking us out of the madison. Awful cycling from them, just headbutted our rider.

I am staggered that the nation of Max Verstappen would just crash into the British competitor to ruin their race.

 

[Billy in Bristol]

I enjoyed this earlier watching the Beach Volleyball. Apologies in advance it's from the Tweet machine.

One of my highlights of the fortnight

 

[Triggaaar]

They've just showed Thiam's results from the last 3 Olympics. KJT's score was higher than Thiam got in 2016 and 2020.

 

[KZNSeagull]

The French girl would have won that if she didn't have the handicap of 2kgs of hair extensions on her head. (The winner only had 1kg)

 

[nwgull]

They've just showed Thiam's results from the last 3 Olympics. KJT's score was higher than Thiam got in 2016 and 2020.

Reckon KJT will be ruing that mediocre (by her standards) long jump. 10cm more would’ve been enough for gold, and she was about 50cm short of her best.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Vicky McClure and Laura Kuenssberg?

Kinky.

Oh go on then!

 

[Publius Ovidius]

The extremely dense Americans all over social media wetting their panties over china being top of the medals even though they have less total medals

it’s very funny and childish to keep winding them up.

…but hey….f*** em.

 

[A1X]

Team GB medics are lifesavers after Uzbekistan coach suffers cardiac arrrest

When Tulkin Kilichev collapsed celebrating an Uzbek boxing gold, the Team GB boxing doctor and physio came to the rescue

www.theguardian.com

Well done, gents