palarse sold out allocation

[little al]

The Seagulls fly over Glen Murray
The Seagulls soar over selhurst
The seagulls fly over the Palace and shit on the bastards below below
Verse; Shit on shit on shit on the bastards below

Glen murray f*cked off to palace
Coz Poyet told him to go
Glen murray f*cked off to Palace
to rejoin the division below below
Verse; Shit on shit on......................

Freedman is nowt but a chavy
He now knows that Murrays too slow
He would like to spend some more money
But Palace they ain't got no dough!!
Verse; Shit on shit on.............

You need to learn the difference between a verse and a chorus thicko.

 

[Captain Haddock]

you lot couldn't batter a haddock

I'd say! I ain't takin' a battering from no Croydon fishmongers and that's a fact!

 

[Danny-Boy]

Every single game so far. Thanks for asking.

Lot of gaps though on the pix. Albion are no different to anyone else, a "sell-out" doesn't mean what it used to.

Wonder how many of your seasons were bought on the never-never? and will be rarely used? shame if so.

 

[philsussex]

Could do with a ticket exchange system set up. That would help to reduce no-shows.

 

[Danny-Boy]

beat me to it

Yea like we beat you to it the last time in October 2005..excerpts please.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Think you should learn to spell thicko. It's CROYDON.

Don't bother Allikins. You'll just Brighten up his day.

Just spell it Braghton that's what I always do in response.

 

[Danny-Boy]

In your Brighton saunas,
in your Brighton saunas,
You look in your assholes for something to f**k,
You find a dead rat and you wish it was a hamster,
You W**k over photos like Glenn Mu-rreee
In your Brighton Saurn-arse.

In your Albion gay pubs,
In your Albion gay pubs,

You look all the straights up and make them feel ill,
You finger your boyfriend, and think its a thrill,
You'll only get your hard-on by taking a pill,
ln your albion gay pubs.


In your Sussex Cottage,
In Your Sussex Cottage
Your Dad's on the gayme and your mum's on the pull,
You'll work for the Council Gay Pride unit - you'll
head off in Summer to ladyboy-land (that's cruel)
In Your Sussex Cottage.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

In your Brighton saunas,
in your Brighton saunas,
You look in your assholes for something to f**k,
You find a dead rat and you wish it was a hamster,
You W**k over photos like Glenn Mu-rreee
In your Brighton Saurn-arse.

In your Albion gay pubs,
In your Albion gay pubs,

You look all the straights up and make them feel ill,
You finger your boyfriend, and think its a thrill,
You'll only get your hard-on by taking a pill,
ln your albion gay pubs.


In your Sussex Cottage,
In Your Sussex Cottage
Your Dad's on the gayme and your mum's on the pull,
You'll work for the Council Gay Pride unit - you'll
head off in Summer to ladyboy-land (that's cruel)
In Your Sussex Cottage.

Surely only the fan of a small club would post that?

 

[silent-assasin]

Be honest know body knows what really happens behind the scenes and his a bit of a lad your man aint he.....so was Jorden Simon that is not that Brighton slut

Are you dyslexic?

 

[philsussex]

In your Brighton saunas,
in your Brighton saunas,
You look in your assholes for something to f**k,
You find a dead rat and you wish it was a hamster,
You W**k over photos like Glenn Mu-rreee
In your Brighton Saurn-arse.

In your Albion gay pubs,
In your Albion gay pubs,

You look all the straights up and make them feel ill,
You finger your boyfriend, and think its a thrill,
You'll only get your hard-on by taking a pill,
ln your albion gay pubs.


In your Sussex Cottage,
In Your Sussex Cottage
Your Dad's on the gayme and your mum's on the pull,
You'll work for the Council Gay Pride unit - you'll
head off in Summer to ladyboy-land (that's cruel)
In Your Sussex Cottage.

Nul points

 

[YouKnowUsByOurNoise]

not only will we have over 2500 in the away end but a number of our fans have now hired season tickets off of your so called fans for this match.

be quality when Murray scores seeing red n blue cheering in all 4 stands

 

[AMEXican Wave]

not only will we have over 2500 in the away end but a number of our fans have now hired season tickets off of your so called fans for this match.

be quality when Murray scores seeing red n blue cheering in all 4 stands

I imagine any Palace in the home stands will keep pretty quiet to be honest.

 

[SE25]

not only will we have over 2500 in the away end but a number of our fans have now hired season tickets off of your so called fans for this match.

be quality when Murray scores seeing red n blue cheering in all 4 stands

I've heard the same thing. There's gonna be fun and games at the Gaymex on the 27th!

 

[Hillian1]

I imagine any Palace in the home stands will keep pretty quiet to be honest.

I have never condoned violence at football, but if this was to happen I should like to think that the Palace fans in question received a robust clip around the ear, the scamps.

 

[SE25]

I have never condoned violence at football, but if this was to happen I should like to think that the Palace fans in question received a robust clip around the ear, the scamps.

If you had built a bigger away end, this would never happen.

 

[philsussex]

not only will we have over 2500 in the away end but a number of our fans have now hired season tickets off of your so called fans for this match.

be quality when Murray scores seeing red n blue cheering in all 4 stands

Keep spouting this myth

 

[Hillian1]

If you had built a bigger away end, this would never happen.

Honestly mate I am not getting into a we're harder/got a bigger ground/better support argument.

You do not build an away end to accommodate 1 set of fans. It was blindingly obvious you lot would sell out, but the reality is you will probably be one of only a couple who do.

If the planning permission is granted and the corners are filled then next season the away end will hold more, assuming we play each other next season.

 

[YouKnowUsByOurNoise]

its not a myth its fact. A amateur football club in Henfield bought 4 season tickets to sell on a match by match basis at a profit to raise money for there club. A guy a work is a dad of one of the players in the team and said they already sold their tickets to palace fans. He also said there are a lot of people who had the same idea when your season tickets went on sale but they are struggling to sell the tickets to brighton fans on a match by match basis and thats why they are now being offered to away supporters. SAD BUT TRUE!

 

[philsussex]

its not a myth its fact. A amateur football club in Henfield bought 4 season tickets to sell on a match by match basis at a profit to raise money for there club. A guy a work is a dad of one of the players in the team and said they already sold their tickets to palace fans. He also said there are a lot of people who had the same idea when your season tickets went on sale but they are struggling to sell the tickets to brighton fans on a match by match basis and thats why they are now being offered to away supporters. SAD BUT TRUE!

Touting our tickets eh! Shows you how sought after they are!

But seriously.....

 

[Grassman]

its not a myth its fact. A amateur football club in Henfield bought 4 season tickets to sell on a match by match basis at a profit to raise money for there club. A guy a work is a dad of one of the players in the team and said they already sold their tickets to palace fans. He also said there are a lot of people who had the same idea when your season tickets went on sale but they are struggling to sell the tickets to brighton fans on a match by match basis and thats why they are now being offered to away supporters. SAD BUT TRUE!

Utter b*llshit. But well done, you keep on believing it, you utter tool.