Palace Fan sharing our house for a couple of weeks

[Chinster]

Bring his toothbrush on Tuesday night and pass it around the stand making sure everybody shoves it up their arse. Then post pics on here of him cleaning his teeth.

 

[Titanic]

For your own safety, a prophylactic dose of antibiotics for the regular residents of Fisons Towers would be a good idea

 

[upthealbion1970]

Slip it some rohypnol and dress it in Albion colours, obviously taking pics for future blackmail

 

[melias shoes]

Get a giant poster of my avatar put up on its bedroom wall.

 

[fisons]

Don't let him anywhere near your matches.

Excellent advice. We have installed additional smoke alarms.

 

[fisons]

Make him wear a BHA onesie at all times.

This.

 

[Mutts Nuts]

The weed could get over this by forming a small hole at about waist height .

genuinely laughing

 

[Mutts Nuts]

Right.

We have a Palace fan moving in to share our house with us for a couple of weeks. To be fair he is a lovely lad and so long as he doesnt wear his smeggy shirt or try to talk about Glenn Muwway I think we should get along ok.

However, I thought it might be useful to get some hints and tips on living with a dead rat eater for a brief period and wonder what advice forumites might have.

Seriously you need to kill it before you and your family are infected,if you get the following symptoms bypass your doctor and go straight to hospital

1/Uncontrolalble urge to lick out your granny
2/Erection when you see your mum and sister
3/Appetite for dead rats lying in the street
There are other symptoms but these are the 1st to kick in

 

[Gullys Cats]

Right.

We have a Palace fan moving in to share our house with us for a couple of weeks. To be fair he is a lovely lad and so long as he doesnt wear his smeggy shirt or try to talk about Glenn Muwway I think we should get along ok.

However, I thought it might be useful to get some hints and tips on living with a dead rat eater for a brief period and wonder what advice forumites might have.

Staying in a house!, it must be his first time

 

[Hamilton]

You'll probably need to invest in a litter tray.

 

[pastafarian]

this whole palace rivalry crap is for dinosaurs from the 70`s

i would suggest his first night as you are sitting round the dining table at his welcome meal ask the young man politely if he likes it up the arse.