Palace Fan sharing our house for a couple of weeks

[Sussax]

Count how much money you have in your wallet.

 

[hitony]

You could make him feel at home by putting an old sofa and fridge in the front garden.

If you really want to make him feel comfortable put a couple of wheels on his bed.

Are you Esther Rantzen in disguise? next we will be feeding it!! FFS

 

[chucky1973]

introduce it to soap.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

clean your khazi with it's toothbrush

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Make him wear a BHA onesie at all times.

 

[Justice]

Put him out back in a caravan

 

[JTR938]

Offer to make it dinner one night... And wipe his plate all over your arse!

 

[pornomagboy]

clean your khazi with it's toothbrush

And clean your dirty shoes with his toothbrush and plant bha stuff In his bag

 

[Se20]

He taking a chance, I hope there's a lock on his bedroom door, only lockable from the inside !

 

[Mackenzie]

He might need a wormer.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

He taking a chance, I hope there's a lock on his bedroom door, only lockable from the inside !

So we can't see who or what he invites in through the window and really gets up to?

 

[Se20]

So we can't see who or what he invites in through the window and really gets up to?

Don't be touchy !

 

[brightn'ove]

wipe your arse on his pillow.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Make him think the gaff is haunted by sorting all his change by denomination into neat piles in the middle if the floor, moving all his furniture to face in exactly the same direction and splattering blood on his walls as he sleeps every night.

Another great tip came from the Halloween Ghost thread...get a young child you know to walk past his room then stop and stare into the empty room, turn to her parent, point, and say "who's that little girl Daddy? She keeps saying she's lonely and wants to find her mummy"

 

[backson]

clean your khazi with it's toothbrush

Good idea, and don't forget to photograph it, and send it to him


... some weeks later

 

[Dougie]

He taking a chance, I hope there's a lock on his bedroom door, only lockable from the inside !

The weed could get over this by forming a small hole at about waist height .

 

[Se20]

The weed could get over this by forming a small hole at about waist height .

That would be glorious !!

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Don't be touchy !

at least we (those that dabble i suppose) are open about it down south..... all sounds a bit fishy to me..

 

[hitony]

The weed could get over this by forming a small hole at about waist height .

Who would the "Weed" be?

Please let me tell you I am with my best mate here......Al Cohol.......

 

[Dougie]

at least we (those that dabble i suppose) are open about it down south..... all sounds a bit fishy to me..

Your not referring to seagullsovergrimsby by any chance ?