Owen is coming!!!

[Pbseagull]

different picture in The Metro

Is that a photo of Michael Owen after the operation?

 

[the wanderbus]

different picture in The Metro

You dont look at the mantelpeice when your stoking the fire.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

She does have (albeit fake) CRACKING norks.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Is that Dan Harding's mum?

 

[El Presidente]

Honestly PB you should have spent time reading the article and not just looking at the pictures......

Lisa started hitting the town last year after splitting from her long-term partner and father of her children Josh, 12, Jamie, 10, and daughters Billie, six, and three-year-old Angel.

She could make any bloke's chipolata in a dustbin fantasy come true. Pregnant at 15 and 17, classy bird.

 

[KJP]

there is no way that woman is 28

 

[5mins-from-amex]

What are the odds on 4 different fathers?

defo jerermy kyle class clunge... lol

 

[Pbseagull]

She could make any bloke's chipolata in a dustbin fantasy come true. Pregnant at 15 and 17, classy bird.

It's so much more fun just looking at the pics !

 

[Falmer]

Bloody hell! I'd never of recognised CMS not wearing a Brighton shirt.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Is that Dan Harding's mum?

I see what you mean...although she's a lot more masculine than him

 

[bhaexpress]

Well, she's getting slagged off but she does have a decent job, she's a medical secretary, not quite your stereotypical boiler.

 

[Hungry Joe]

She's got taking it up the Gary on the first date written all over her face.

 

[Pbseagull]

You dont look at the mantelpeice when your stoking the fire.

Reminds me of a phrase I havn't heard in a while " 3 Bagger" ( just in case two come off!)

 

[Steveapps71]

She's got taking it up the Gary on the first date written all over her face.

arse to face swallowing the lot! Dirty
28!! have a day off love

 

[Randsta]

Bag over the face they'd have let her in!

 

[5mins-from-amex]

not too shabby here!!!

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Excellent - just skipped to the last page to see how the Owen non-story was developing and hey presto, it seems to have drifted off topic a smidgen. Good work guys.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Has anyone managed to casually slip the pun 'mind your Owen business' into conversation yet? I think that's what this whole thread has been leading up to...

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

how the hell did we get from an ex England player not signing for the mighty Albion, to pictures of some ropey old boiler who can't keep her wizards sleeve closed?
That '6 degrees of seperation' is looking mighty thin in this case.....
Edit: Now, where's the vomit smilie?

 

[Pbseagull]

how the hell did we get from an ex England player not signing for the mighty Albion, to pictures of some ropey old boiler who can't keep her wizards sleeve closed?
That 6 degrees of seperation is looking mighty thin in this case.....

Eees complicated