One Pound!

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Trufflehound's turned into Meade's Ball or something.

On the radio issue (two topics for the price of one thread, I like that), I take a radio so I know what's going on in other games (occasional checks, not 90 minutes of watching one game and listening to another) and would given the choice remain silent, but then people ask me what's going on in other matches anyway.

You're at a football match lads. People are going to shout stuff out that may not seem entirely apposite to what's happening in front of us - better footy scores than the mindless, on one occasion racist shit I used to hear from the twat in my block who, fortunately, has moved away this season.

 

[steward 433]

Tip a steward?

As long as every fan in the ground tips me a quid i will give it to remf

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

25 minutes worth of tumble-dried air at Preston Drove Launderette on a Sunday morning to dry out me soggy clothes from football the day before

 

[Normal Rob]

math was never my strongpoint - how about 10 seconds?

failing that try thailand.

 

[Kenneth Wattle]

One pixel on the Stockport website http://www.groundforapound.com !!

Or alternatively 2 twix bars (2x40p) and a wee at Victoria station (20p) although not necessarilly at the same time.

 

[Simster]

There's a one pound TITTY BAR in Farringdon apparently.

However, it's a bit too far away just to spend a pound in there, especially as I imagine the totty is probably of proportional quality to the cost.


I would probably therefore by a couple of bags of chocolate buttons for my NIPPERS to enjoy when they got home.

 

[Leekbrookgull]

1 lb ?

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Not even a litre of petrol !

 

[Leekbrookgull]

But this is the BEST pound.

 

[SeagullTim]

Cofresh Vindaloo mix - 42p
Can of Tizer - 39p
Freddo - 15p

96p, 4p to charity.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

If Heather "hopalong" Mills is worth £24.3M for four years (365 x 4 = 1460 days), she's worth $16, 644 a day, or approx 19p a second. So for a quid, I would get a shag from the paraplegic, and give her a 50p tip. ;-(

 

[NMH]

I would need to buy some kleenex if I foond a poond, to clean up the result of my ecstasy.

 

[defrocked priest]

tin of beer everytime.

 

[chez]

But this is the BEST pound.

f*** me, that brings back a few memories.

 

[bristolseagull]

blow job off a homeless bloke