"One Johnny Prescott, there's only one Johnny Prescott..."

[cloud]

Is Boro Hull's rival?

 

[Tooting Gull]

It's gutting having to be grateful to Prescott, the bloke is a total bell-end. How he survived in politics I'll never know, must have a lot of dirt on people.

However, the fact is he did really help us. I'd sing that one about fat/round/new ground, but that's my best offer.

 

[Shooting Star]

He's fat, he's round, he gave us a new ground

 

[father_and_son]

Its the addition of VAT on food that has been cooked in bakeries (such as Greggs) if served still warm.

Half the time the pasty in my local Greggs is, at best luke warm... will I be paying half the "hot food" rate at 10%?

 

[Daffy Duck]

Think everyone who wants an Amex pie better get there nice and early.

I'll be giving him a round of applause, though.

 

[ROSM]

Half the time the pasty in my local Greggs is, at best luke warm... will I be paying half the "hot food" rate at 10%?

sadly not. It seems it has to be cased in permafrost to escape

 

[Badger]

Surely it should be song to everyone's "favourite" tune:

He gave us our home,
He gave us our hoooooooome,
Two Jags John Prescott,
He gave us our home

 

[pigbite]

Surely it should be song to everyone's "favourite" tune:

He gave us our home,
He gave us our hoooooooome,
Two Jags John Prescott,
He gave us our home

Or for the NSK fellas....

wooow wooow woooooooooo
wooow wooow woooooooooo

Thank you to the Prescott, the Prescott, the Prescott
He helped us get the Amex, the Amex the Amex

wooow wooow woooooooooo
wooow wooow woooooooooo

...or similar...

 

[Dirk Gently]

He's fat, he's round, he gave us a new ground

Doesn't scan particularly well to me. How about : "He's fat, he's round, he let us have our ground...."?

 

[catfish]

He did two great things - helped us get the Amex & punched that twat from the Countryside Alliance.

 

[Superphil]

Prescott, Prescott,
Here's the ground.
Prescott,
Here's the ground,

Prescott, Prescott,
Here's the ground.
Prescott,
Here's the ground,

 

[34064 Fighter Command]

What The f*** is pastytax Should I be concerned

It's a special tax that George Osbourne is levelling on you personally because of the economic downturn. I'm sure you can afford a few billion from petty cash .........

 

[34064 Fighter Command]

Its the addition of VAT on food that has been cooked in bakeries (such as Greggs) if served still warm.

We should be alright then as it's usually gone cold by the time the pies get to WSU.

 

[Simster]

He did two great things - helped us get the Amex & punched that twat from the Countryside Alliance.

Spot on. Cracking punch.

And of course, if the Tories had been in, the Amex probably wouldn't have got built.

*runs away*

 

[Superphil]

Spot on. Cracking punch.

And of course, if the Tories had been in, the Amex probably wouldn't have got built.

*runs away*

Or, if the Tories had still been in, DK could have raised the money from the banks to build the Amex

*tin hat*

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Who tried all our pies?

 

[Meade's Ball]

 

[ROSM]

It's a special tax that George Osbourne is levelling on you personally because of the economic downturn. I'm sure you can afford a few billion from petty cash .........

It's the new government motto. You're in this on your own! (having now admitted 'we're all in this together' is a myth).

 

[ROSM]

Or, if the Tories had still been in, DK could have raised the money from the banks to build the Amex

*tin hat*

Would have been no point if the Tories had said 'no' in the first place.

The tories objected to Withdean. The only councillor to vote against falmer was a Tory.

There's a pattern forming there.

 

[Storer 68]

He's fat, he's round, he gave us a new ground

no he didn't, he cocked it up. by the time that was all sorted out Hazel Blears gave us a new ground