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On which attempt did you pass your driving test?
- Thread starter Artois
- Start date
REDLAND
Active member
4th time, it took me ages to stop handbrake turning 
No really i was a sh*te driver !!
No really i was a sh*te driver !!
Robot Chicken
Seriously?
1st time for me. No theory test back in those days 
takes us into the debate, after you fail 3 times should you really be allowed to continue testing until you pass?
I know an old woman who took 8 attempts and she's a f***ing shit driver, I reckon after 3 fails you wait 2 years ebfore trying again and get just 2 goes. if you fail after that then you are not allowed to drive!
The whole driving, exam, road usage thing needs to be tightened up....and fast!
Also a re-test after 20 years driving and/or when you hit 65 years old then a test every 2 years after your 70th birthday.
I know an old woman who took 8 attempts and she's a f***ing shit driver, I reckon after 3 fails you wait 2 years ebfore trying again and get just 2 goes. if you fail after that then you are not allowed to drive!
The whole driving, exam, road usage thing needs to be tightened up....and fast!
Also a re-test after 20 years driving and/or when you hit 65 years old then a test every 2 years after your 70th birthday.
tinx
Well-known member
First time, easy!!!!!.....
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
2nd actually tinx.
Marshy
Well-known member
First time 3 months after 17th birthday.
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
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Failed 4 tests by the time I was nineteen. Packed it in when BSM lessons went up from £1.99 an hour to £2.99. 
Vinyl Richie
New member
Artois said:First time for me. Aren't I good....
Must have been that short skirt you were wearing. Plus you drive like a girl too
harf harf
Re: Re: Re: On which attempt did you pass your driving test?
I think he was trying to imply that women drivers pass their tests by wearing short skirts, and that women drivers are crap.
To which I totally agree
Yorkie said:What is that supposed to mean?
I think he was trying to imply that women drivers pass their tests by wearing short skirts, and that women drivers are crap.
To which I totally agree
Hilton
New member
2nd for me. Failed the first for not looking the other way down a 1 way street, just in case there was someone coming.
i failed three times, lack of observation twice and distinct inability to park the first time, i waasn't raedy and me and my instructor both knew that. Plus 2 of the 3 were in the afternoon so the testers had already filled their pass quotas for the day
When i finally passed i had 1 minor fault and apparently touch and go. It's been downhill ever since, i'm shit at driving.
When i finally passed i had 1 minor fault and apparently touch and go. It's been downhill ever since, i'm shit at driving.
my instructor was a Palace fan and I wore my old Sandtex top at the time, I'll never forget it when we stopped by Hove Park Tavern and he said:
"Whats that smell coming from down there?" pointing to the then Goldstone Ground
But the best was saved for last:
"I dont like doing this to a Brighton fan....but you've passed"
"Whats that smell coming from down there?" pointing to the then Goldstone Ground
But the best was saved for last:
"I dont like doing this to a Brighton fan....but you've passed"
Deano's Right Foot
Well-known member
Failed the first time - was put off by the fact that the instructor tried to wind down the window and the handle fell off in his hand. Then I was stuck at the level crossing (by the Rocket in Crawley) for 10 minutes. I was a gibbering wreck by then and it went downhill from there. Passed second time.
Jambo Seagull
Well-known member
Passed on my 5th attempt. I come from a long line of shit drivers. My brother took 5 attempts to pass and my sister six! On my 3rd attempt about 2 mins into the test I forgot to put the handbrake on for a hill start and ended up rolling down a very steep hill. My examiner nearly got whiplash!
