Old TV themes you (tragically) still remember all the words from

[Lady Whistledown]

This 29 Acacia Road
And this is Eric, the schoolboy who leads an amazing double life
For when Eric eats a banana, an incredible transformation occurs.

Eric....is...Bananaman!
Ever alert to the call of duty

 

[seagully]

ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE,
MUSKERHOUNDS ARE ALWAYS READY.
ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE,
HELPING EVERYBODY.
ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE,
IT'S A PRETTY STORY
SHARING EVERYTHING THAT'S FUN,
THAT'S THE WAY TO BE.
DABA-DAB, DABA-DAB!
THEY CROSS THEIR HEARTS AND PRAY,
DABA-DAB, DABA-DAB!
THEY CROSS THEIR SWORDS NIGHT AND DAY,
DABA-DAB, DABA-DAB!
THEY HAVE A BEER AND SWEAR THEY'RE
FAITHFUL TO THE KING.


http://www.culttelly.co.uk/lyrics.html

Muskethounds:

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Top Cat

Top Cat
The most effec-tu-al Top Cat
Who's intellectual close friends get to call him T. C.
Providing it's with dignity
Top Cat
The indisputable leader of the gang
He's the boss
He's the VIP
He's a championship
He's the most tip top - Top Cat

Yes he's the chief
He's the king, but above everything
He's the most tip top - Top Cat!

 

[Tubby Mondays]

He used to bring me roses
But that was yesterday
And that was on the outside
and things were different then.

On the inside the roses grow
They don't mind the stoney ground
But the sun and moon are prisoners too
when morning comes around.




Well you did say tragic.

He used to bring me roses
I WISH HE COULD AGAIN
BUT THAT WAS ON THE OUTSIDE
And things were different then.

He did say tragic. And remember the words from.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

This 29 Acacia Road
And this is Eric, the schoolboy who leads an amazing double life
For when Eric eats a banana, an incredible transformation occurs.

Eric....is...Bananaman!
Ever alert to the call of duty

I love this website:
http://80scartoonscontent.co.uk/sounds/bananaman.mp3

What a GENIUS idea, eating a banana and becoming a superhero!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

He used to bring me roses
I WISH HE COULD AGAIN
BUT THAT WAS ON THE OUTSIDE
And things were different then.

He did say tragic. And remember the words from.

Sorry Tubbs. I guess some of us are that little bit more tragic than others, eh?

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Sorry Tubbs. I guess some of us are that little bit more tragic than others, eh?

Alright dont rub it in! And its one 'b' in Tubs if you dont mind.

 

[Trish]

Robin Hood Robin Hood riding through the glen
Robin Hood Robin Hood with his band of men,
Feared by he bad, loved by the good,
Robin Hood, Robin Hood Robin Hood.

He called the greatest archers to a tavern on the green
They vowed to help the people of the king
They handled all the trouble on the English country scene
And still had plenty of time to sing.

Robin Hood, Robin Hood, again

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Alright dont rub it in! And its one 'b' in Tubs if you dont mind.

If you're going to be pedantic with HKFC, I feel I should really point out that I am in fact a she, not a he.

The clue's in the name

 

[Pigsy]

Born from an egg on a mountain top
The punkiest monkey that ever popped
He knew every magic trick under the sun
To tease the Gods
And everyone and have some fun

 

[Tubby Mondays]

If you're going to be pedantic with HKFC, I feel I should really point out that I am in fact a she, not a he.

The clue's in the name

Sorry, didnt think anyone used their proper names, sex, breed etc on here. I am in fact a she also, my real name is Katherine. Pleased to meet you Edna. Ednas quite an old fashioned name isnt it? But nonetheless attractive for it.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Scooby dooby doo
Where are you
We've got some work to do now

Or, as we had it (hilarious if you're seven years old) at my school

Scooby Dooby Doo
Did a poo
In one of Shaggy's Slippers
Shaggy put it on
What a pong
It made him shake and shiver.

I am truly sorry for that

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Sorry, didnt think anyone used their proper names, sex, breed etc on here. I am in fact a she also, my real name is Katherine.

Of course they do Katherine. And photos. Although I have to admit my bouffant is not quite so impressive now. I cheated and used a photo from a few years back.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Of course they do Katherine. And photos. Although I have to admit my bouffant is not quite so impressive now. I cheated and used a photo from a few years back.

As long as youve kept the tash youll be alright.

 

[Kenhead]

Have you ever, ever felt like this,
When strange things happen,
Are you going round the twist?

Have you ever, ever felt like this,
When strange things happen,
Are you going round the twist?

Well have you heard the word about the bird and the spider?
It wiggled and wiggled and jiggled inside her.

Have you ever, ever felt like this,
When strange things happen,
Are you going round the twist?

Have you ever, ever felt like this,
When strange things happen,
Are you going? Are you going round the twist?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Don't you open that Trapdoor
Cos there's something down there!

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuurk!

 

[Northstander]

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,
But I've been seen with Farrah.
I'm never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine.

I've been on fire with Sally Field,
Gone fast with a girl named Bo,
But somehow they just don't end up as mine.

It's a death defyin' life I lead,
I take my chances.
I die for a livin' in the movies and TV.
But the hardest thing I ever do
Is watch my leadin' ladies
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee.

I might fall from a tall building,
I might roll a brand new car.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.

I never spend much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey.

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs,
Blown up for Raquel Welch.
But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, Hey Hey.

I might jump an open drawbridge,
Or Tarzan from a vine.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.

Could do a job

(she aint bad either)

 

[Braders]

theres a voice
keeps on calling me...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

theres a voice
keeps on calling me...

...down the road
That's where I'll always be
Every time I stop
I make a new friend...

 

[Ben Dover]

Down at the bottom of the garden,
among the birds and the bees,
a little lot of little people,
they're called the Poddington Peas.

Theres creepy, black eye pea and Dumpy,
Keep it a secret now please,
Theres Zippy, Happy and theres Sweepy,
and all the Poddington Peas.

The Poddington Peas!