Old north stand songs

[seagullsovergrimsby]

hit im on the ead, hit im on the ead, hit im on the ead wiv a baseball bat...on the eeeeeeaad

First heard at the Goldstone when used by Spurs in the build up to the invasion of the North Stand.

 

[Caveman]

To Kum by ya:

PC Beard m'lord, PC Beard,
PC Beard m'lord, PC Beard,
PC Beard m'lord, PC Beard,
Oh lord! PC Beard.

Beard, Beard PC Beard,
When he’s not arresting,
He’s probably molesting!!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

close but it was

i'm a knock kneed chicken and a bow legged hen
we aint lost a fight since we dont know when
we dont give a wiggle and we dont give a wank
we are the brighton north stand

Difficult to remember the words when you haven't sung it since the 1970's

 

[Screaming J]

Can't really remember the words to this one but it started
E I E I O (possibly to the tune of knees up mother brown)

Knees up Brighton Town
Knees up Brighton Town
Top of the table you must go
E I E I O
if I catch you bending
I'll saw your legs right off
Knees up, Knees up
Don't put the breeze up
Knees up Brighton Town

Oh my - what a rotten song - SHIT !
what a rotten song - SHIT !
what a rotten song - SHIT !
Oh my - what a rotten song
What a rotten singer too - oo -oo.

 

[Screaming J]

except it starts with

I hear the sound
of distant bums

Surely:-

I smell the smell
of distant bums

over there
over there

and do they smell {clap clap clap, clap clap clap)
like faaaaakin 'ell

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Knees up Brighton Town
Knees up Brighton Town
Top of the table you must go
E I E I O
if I catch you bending
I'll saw your legs right off
Knees up, Knees up
Don't put the breeze up
Knees up Brighton Town

Oh my - what a rotten song - SHIT !
what a rotten song - SHIT !
what a rotten song - SHIT !
Oh my - what a rotten song
What a rotten singer too - oo -oo.

Normally followed by "Kill , Kill , Kill the Bill" as OB waded in to nick who they thought had started "Knees up Brighton Town"

 

[Screaming J]

Normally followed by "Kill , Kill , Kill the Bill" as OB waded in to nick who they thought had started "Knees up Brighton Town"

I'm sure you and I have done these follow ups on at least one other thread recently!!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I'm sure you and I have done these follow ups on at least one other thread recently!!

I thought it would be nice to have them recorded for posterity , until Bozza mentioned recently that NSC will be on a new server in 2012 and unless certain threads are archived into NSC Gold they will be lost forever.

 

[Peter Grummit]

ei ei ei o up the football league we go?

Knees Up Brighton Town
Knees Up Brighton Town
Top of the Table you must go
EIEIEIO (surge down terrace)
If I catch you bending
I'll saw your legs right off
Knees up Knees up
Don't get the Bees Up (!)
Knees Up Brighton Town!
OOOHHH MMMYY
What a rotten song
What a rotten song
What a rotten song
OOOHHH MMYYYY
What a rotten song
What a rotten singer tooo!

PG

 

[northstandnorth]

Knees Up Brighton Town
Knees Up Brighton Town
Top of the Table you must go
EIEIEIO (surge down terrace)
If I catch you bending
I'll saw your legs right off
Knees up Knees up
Don't get the Bees Up (!)
Knees Up Brighton Town!
OOOHHH MMMYY
What a rotten song
What a rotten song
What a rotten song
OOOHHH MMYYYY
What a rotten song
What a rotten singer tooo!

PG

this tune started the crowd surges from the back that made being a north stand boot boy the greatest thing on earth

happy days and you can shove your plastic withdean seat up your arse

 

[Barry Izbak]

this tune started the crowd surges from the back that made being a north stand boot boy the greatest thing on earth

and you try and tell the young people today that


and they won't believe you

 

[The Spanish]

we'll take more care of you
Robinson, Robinson

which was changed to the much better

we'll take more care of you
SHANKS!

From the british airways advert.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

and you try and tell the young people today that


and they won't believe you

I believe you! Give me a packed terrace over a sterile block of seats anyday, you older boys don't know how lucky you are!

 

[Monkey Man]

Bye-bye, Barry, bye-bye, Barry
Bye-bye, Barry, bye-bye ...

(accompanied by hugely exaggerated waving in the general direction of the dugout)

 

[Nottseagull]

I believe you! Give me a packed terrace over a sterile block of seats anyday, you older boys don't know how lucky you are!

Lucky? We were jostled, pushed around, smoked on, embraced occasionally by a sweat-soaked stranger and nearly had our eardrums burst by frantic whistling which usually started around 4.35pm. Oh, but those moments just after we scored, when you could end up several yards away without moving your feet, the noise of many fans simultaneously trying to establish a celebratory chant, the ear-splitting chant itself and the the dopamine rush that accompanied all this was just what we craved......and I still do.

 

[Screaming J]

I thought it would be nice to have them recorded for posterity , until Bozza mentioned recently that NSC will be on a new server in 2012 and unless certain threads are archived into NSC Gold they will be lost forever.

The History Man (aka Tim Carder) once created a small web site which had all these - and many others - on it which many of us contributed to. Must be nearly 10 years ago. Anyone know if its still out there in Internet land?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Super Mac,
Super Queer,
How many bums have you had this year.
(Ted MacDougall)


He shot - he cum,
all over Tina's bum
Peter Shilton, Peter Shilton.

 

[pork pie]

we come from Brighton town so get yer knickers down, la la la la la la la lalala

Or a similar one:

Brighton boys we are here wooo, wooo, Brighton boys we are here wooo wooo, Brighton boys we are here - shag your women and drink your beer, wooo wooo

 

[pork pie]

Lucky? We were jostled, pushed around, smoked on, embraced occasionally by a sweat-soaked stranger and nearly had our eardrums burst by frantic whistling which usually started around 4.35pm. Oh, but those moments just after we scored, when you could end up several yards away without moving your feet, the noise of many fans simultaneously trying to establish a celebratory chant, the ear-splitting chant itself and the the dopamine rush that accompanied all this was just what we craved......and I still do.

You forgot the occasional idoit who needed a piss and could not be arsed to go out the back!

 

[pork pie]

Knees Up Brighton Town
Knees Up Brighton Town
Top of the Table you must go
EIEIEIO (surge down terrace)
If I catch you bending
I'll saw your legs right off
Knees up Knees up
Don't get the Bees Up (!)
Knees Up Brighton Town!
OOOHHH MMMYY
What a rotten song
What a rotten song
What a rotten song
OOOHHH MMYYYY
What a rotten song
What a rotten singer tooo!

PG

And the obligatory chant on BRIGHTON clap clap clap etc. at the end.