Old north stand songs

[Merseyside Seagull]

i remember their was a guy called lester who used to start the songs in the late 70's, early 80's he used to have those naff silk scarves around each wrist

Yep I remember him. There was also a couple of brothers who always seemed to be pissed, wore denim jackets.

I seem to remember there was also a skin head, always in the North Stand, had horrendous acne!!!

 

[brighton bluenose]

My old man said be a palace fan,
I said f*** off, bollocks, your a ****,
We took the pompey in half a minute,
Then went to selhurst and walked right in it!!

With bottles and spanners, carving knives and hammers,
We taught the palace bastards how to fight, fight, fight...

............cant remember the rest!! Any ideas??!!

 

[Lankyseagull]

To Kum by ya:

PC Beard m'lord, PC Beard,
PC Beard m'lord, PC Beard,
PC Beard m'lord, PC Beard,
Oh lord! PC Beard.

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

"Stand up if you want Withdean"

Or is my memory playing tricks?

 

[pork pie]

as she wheels her wheel barrow thru streets broad and narrow singing de de de de de de DE DE BRIGHTON AND SULLY SULLY SANG TO THE TUNE OF AMAZING GRACE

or Mollie Malone even!

 

[pork pie]

As I was going to Shoreham Fair
Singing, singing Brighton and Hove Albion
I saw [insert name of Palace manager] sitting on a wall, on a wall
I said to him "What's wrong my friend?" He said that Palace lost again
Singing, singing Brighton and Hove Albion
Singing, singing Brighton and Hove

(sung to the tune of Strawberry Fair)

Well that's a nice version! lol

How about the real one?

As i was walking down Shoreham Road
Singing, singing Brighton are the Champions
Saw Malcolm Alison sitting in the read, all alone,
I said to him what's up you ****
He said that Parlace run again,
singing, singing,
Brighton are the Champions!
Singing, singing
Brighton are the Kings!

 

[bristolseagull]

To Kum by ya:

PC Beard m'lord, PC Beard,
PC Beard m'lord, PC Beard,
PC Beard m'lord, PC Beard,
Oh lord! PC Beard.

Beard, Beard, PC beard, when he's not arresting probably molesting.....

 

[Barrow Boy]

Back in the 70's when we were in the old 3rd Div with both Aston Villa and Bournmouth these two used to be sung,

We don't carry shotguns
and we don't carry lead
we only carry hatchets
to bury in your head
we're the heroes of the North Stand
fanatics every one
we all hate Aston Villa
and Bournmouth, Bournmouth, Bournmouth

(to the tune of The Laughing Policeman)

and

Super Mac
super queer
how many bums have you had this year

(to the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar, Super Mac was Ted McDougall the star striker for Bournmouth at the time)

 

[Notters' Dad]

CELERY . . . celery . . .

Kripspies, Krispies, give us a song . . . .

 

[sweetmods]

There's a circus in the town...in the town
Stevie Copple is a clown.....is a clown
and Vince Hilaire's got very stupid hair
There's a circus in the town .....in the town

 

[Pat McCrotch]

your gonna get your f***ing head kicked in

possibly the greatest football chant of all time

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

My old man said be a palace fan,
I said f*** off, bollocks, your a ****,
We took the pompey in half a minute,
Then went to selhurst and walked right in it!!

With bottles and spanners, carving knives and hammers,
We taught the palace bastards how to fight, fight, fight...

............cant remember the rest!! Any ideas??!!

I always thought it was

My ooooold maaaan said be a Palace fan I said f*** off bollocks your'a cunt..Oh I'd rather fucka'bucket with'a big 'ole in it, than be a Palace fan for 'alf a minute.. Bottles and spanners, carving knives and hammers, we taught those bastards how to fight!

 

[Titanic]

We have fits of mental violence.

Happy days!

 

[Danny-Boy]

When I watched the 4-4 game against Orient on the East Bank in 1997, I heard a chant from the North Stand of "Crystal Paaaalace, F**k Off Home!!"

I didn't take it personally..........

 

[pompeydel]

we come from Brighton town so get yer knickers down, la la la la la la la lalala

 

[pompeydel]

hit im on the ead, hit im on the ead, hit im on the ead wiv a baseball bat...on the eeeeeeaad

 

[Monkey Man]

You dirty northern bastards! (To Bournemouth).

 

[Nottseagull]

To hell with Aston Villa
To hell with Notts County
We'll fight fight fight for the Albion
'til we win Division Three

 

[Nottseagull]

As I was going to Shoreham Fair
Singing, singing Brighton and Hove Albion
I saw [insert name of Palace manager] sitting on a wall, on a wall
I said to him "What's wrong my friend?" He said that Palace lost again
Singing, singing Brighton and Hove Albion
Singing, singing Brighton and Hove

Saw Malcolm Allison sitting 0n a wall
I said to him "what's up you twat?"
He said the North Stand nicked my hat

 

[Caveman]

ooooh its a corner ooooh its a corner

With Oooohh Garry Chivers at the near post!