Oi - Kev/Basil Fawlty - Make it Happen - The Public DEMAND

[Basil Fawlty]

Kev, was Dana the girl you were cuddling at a few matches last season? You made a lovely couple I thought, especially when you snuggled up 'cos she was only wearing a vest top in the biting cold. Bless.

PS; I haven't been stalking you, honest.

Yes it was. God knows, how she didn't get a cold! I remember a game, when she put on more warmth then a polar bear. At one point, I turned round and said you look like a female version, of a football hooligan. She had my scarf wrapped around her face, all you could see at one point was her eyes!

 

[1066gull]

Hang on, let me get this straight, YOU PUSHED HER OUT OF YOUR LIFE? WHY?!!!!!!

 

[Hungry Joe]

Yes it was. God knows, how she didn't get a cold! I remember a game, when she put on more warmth then a polar bear. At one point, I turned round and said you look like a female version, of a football hooligan. She had my scarf wrapped around her face, all you could see at one point was her eyes!

I hope you sort it out then and look forward to watching more heart-warming expressions of young love during boring home games soon.

Jesus I sound like a monstrous perv.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Hang on, let me get this straight, YOU PUSHED HER OUT OF YOUR LIFE? WHY?!!!!!!

What are you Jeremy Kyle? There is more to it, but I aint going to say anymore.

 

[John Bumlick]

you remind me of myself when i was 13

only joking with you mate

Your the one who's scared her off.

And kev, im sorry about you and Dana, you was so happy last season.

you really are a cock, aren't you?

 

[Bad Ash]

you really are a cock, aren't you?

Do you really need to ask?

 

[John Bumlick]

Do you really need to ask?

of course not, but trying to get him to grasp the concept has proved tricky in the past.

 

[Chesney Christ]

Kevin, despite your incredibly misguided use of COMMA's you are a beautiful man. That is all.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Kevin, despite your incredibly misguided use of COMMA's you are a beautiful man. That is all.

I never listened to the English teacher. That is why I aint brillant at using commas.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

It is, a bit like, that guy from, Malcolm, in the middle.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

It is, a bit like, that guy from, Malcolm, in the middle.

BOF, no need to take the piss. I aint brillant at using them and I've admitted it.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Sorry Kev, it was meant to be endearing. Man should not be judged by their grammar, but by their message. How you say it is not as important as what you say.

 

[Chesney Christ]

Sorry Kev, it was meant to be endearing. Man should not be judged by their grammar, but by their message. How you say it is not as important as what you say.

Indeed. It is an affectionate ribbing, Mr Kevin. You are a top man and your 32 second appearance in the REMF is the stuff of legend (especially as it was me you replaced!)...