** OFFICIAL NSC END OF SEASON MEET UP ** Details here...

[Trigger]

Why isn't my f***ing name on there?

Oh shut up Rob, you cock jockey.

 

[Kenhead]

I will be there

 

[tinx]

Gonna miss this one, have wedding reception in the evening.

 

[The Large One]

Right. I'm back. Anyone got any complaints so far...?

 

[fatboy]

and fatboy has a lower case f, not a capital.


'sake

Yes thank you MARTIN I am most particular about that.

Sort it out ALAN.

 

[The Large One]

Aren't you glad you took this on, Al, dealing with this bunch of f***ing REPROBATES.

STEVEN, I could chew this lot up a spit them out in spades. The f***ing TARDS. I've shat 'em out before they knew it.

 

[Trigger]

Look at all those spelling mistakes...

 

[Albion Rob]

Right. I'm back. Anyone got any complaints so far...?

Yes, please could you put my name on there Al.

Thanks

 

[fatboy]

Please change me to provisional. It depends if I am allowed out of the wedding I have to attend.

Perhaps if I attempt to shag the bride on the night before it may be called off.

 

[Trigger]

Perhaps if I attempt to shag the bride on the night before it may be called off.

Top notch plan RUMBLE!

 

[Lady Bracknell]

me and my camera will be there. That's lower-case 'r' for roz but the camera isn't fussy...as you'll see from the evidence!

Lord "Surely not another award for moi?" Bracknell will no doubt confirm his attendance.

 

[The Large One]

Which spelling mistakes? As long as The Large One is spelt correctly, that's all anyone need worry about. Are you listening, MARTIN, with your Estelle Artwarr. :safeway2:

 

[fatboy]

I am going to have a camera trained on ROSALYN all night.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

We'll see ANDREW. Won't we?

 

[fatboy]

Well you will... Then everyone else will when they log onto here.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I'm told that I'll be there.

 

[Trigger]

AL, has sorted out ALL those spelling mistakes, what a CLEVER man.

 

[fatboy]

Well done ALAN.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Put me down please Lard One

 

[Strike]

I will come as well.