*** Official Match Thread : Slovenia vs England : 3pm : BBC 1 ***

[Willow]

Fucks sake, we need another goal and he brings on Heskey!

£13,000 a day.

England CLINGING ON against mighty Slovenia.

 

[The Wizard]

f*** sake, I can't take all the pressure!!!

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

If only we had a POACHER with a PROVEN international goalscoring record on the bench.

He's on.

 

[Willow]

He's on.

 

[The Wizard]

Fucks sake, we need another goal and he brings on Heskey!

£13,000 a day.

England CLINGING ON against mighty Slovenia.

Did you forget to take your happy pills? Negative fucker.

 

[Willow]

Did you forget to take your happy pills? Negative fucker.

Factual fucker, if you please.

 

[The Wizard]

f***ing hell. Please NO. Why is it always like this with England?

 

[Willow]

Wizard, what part of CLINGING ON don't you understand?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Joe Cole looks like he spent his time out eating.

 

[Acker79]

Thank you lampard for keeping the ball and not just lumping it to their keeper.

 

[perseus]

:vuvu2:

 

[The Wizard]

Wizard, what part of CLINGING ON don't you understand?

Needs must. We have played well, we've had at least 6-7 clear cut chances, just not put our chances away.

 

[The Wizard]

 

[Acker79]

It seems like all the officials have been quite accurate with the added time.

 

[beorhthelm]

did like the Cole and Milner dance at the end, done the job.

 

[The Wizard]

US have scored!

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Phew !!!!

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

f***. US scored.

 

[perseus]

USA

1-0

I am not sure if this is good or bad. I think it means we could have a game against the Argies! If we beat Germany (probable opponents).

 

[Willow]

Achtung.