NSFG - Noise Pollution- advice needed! Or evensome amusing replies to cheer me up!

[StanmoreSeagull]

Well get them cleaned out then, you disgusting oik!

 

[StanmoreSeagull]

Sounds like a bit of a pointless department. Cut!

Good call!

 

[DerbyGull]

 

[StanmoreSeagull]

Your going to have to dress accordingly & infiltrate-find out the power source and use cloak and dagger style techniques to bring things to an end.

Brilliant that's the sort of advice I was looking for!

 

[StanmoreSeagull]

Find someone near the edge of the party that's a bit worse for wear, beat the shit out of them, and then call the police explaining that there are fights going on.

Genius! I knew the the "good people" of NSC wouldn't let me down.

 

[StanmoreSeagull]

Just to clarify this is not a rave sanctioned by the council. Police said 300 people and now it's been going on for 14 hours and counting. It's not happened before but that's not the point....

I just wanted some advice and humour to cheer me up after getting no sleep last night. How I get abuse for that from one or two is frankly amazing....

 

[StanmoreSeagull]

up yours cockhead......the pair of you actually......

Oh my god I just checked the age on your profile to hopefully explain your immature behaviour and you're 44! Oh dear!

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Just to clarify this is not a rave sanctioned by the council. Police said 300 people and now it's been going on for 14 hours and counting. It's not happened before but that's not the point....

I just wanted some advice and humour to cheer me up after getting no sleep last night. How I get abuse for that from one or two is frankly amazing....

Is this still going on? now 1840hrs-if so i suggest we step things up a bit,whilst it's still daylight-

Smoke bombs,a small diversionary fire & well ...

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

Walk in with a couple of these and ask them to play Chris De Burgh.

 

[Art Vs Science]

Walk in with a couple of these and ask them to play Chris De Burgh.

Or walk in with Chris De Burgh that is a party killer

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

this?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

The organisers of the rave know nothing can be done by the Council until Tuesday , so unless someone gets murdered nothing will happen until OB turn up with the "do not cross" tape.

 

[Del Boy]

Any advice

Forge a friendship with Joebananas and invite him round this evening. I think you will sleep well

 

[sydney]

sorry i called you cvunt blake , uncalled for and on reflection i have behaved like a bit of a dick on this thread , i used to live in a flat underneath two nutters from bristol who used to ride skateboards around indoors and play cricket and other shit , not to mention the nosebleed drum and bass at all hours , so i should know better than to be-little other peoples noise issues.....apologies mate.( i was well pissed as well but not excusing my behaviour at all )

 

[StanmoreSeagull]

I’m happy to say that the music stopped yesterday at about 8pm and a good night sleep was had last night. After sydney has seen the light and apologised so all is good in the world again. Thanks for the amusing replies guys much appreciated! I'll remember those superb suggestions if it should happen again and some covert ops are required!