NSFG - Balotelli

[willyfantastic]

[video]http://www.twitvid.com/AHCJ1[/video]

 

[Walkers Cajun Squirrel]

That has to be a wind up.

 

[Finch]

[video]http://www.twitvid.com/AHCJ1[/video]

Surely no one is that stupid or lazy.

 

[NMH]

A very costly player to have on your books, as they found out last night in getting eliminated.
Allergic to grass??! Didn't they do their homework on this guy?

[yt]TSRGeDGn3Kw[/yt]

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Mario Balotelli notches up almost £10k in parking fines | Mail Online

Edit: Bigots out in force on the comments section

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

Could do a job?

 

[El Presidente]

I have it on good authority that:

(a) there was no 'allergic reaction to grass', but instead one of the other City players smacked him in the dressing room for doing f*** all in the first 45 minutes.
(b) he has already paid for at least one boob job for a local slapper
(c) the police had to pop round to his penthouse suite in central Manchester one night to have a quiet word as he was letting off industrial fireworks from the roof.

All in all he is a complete hat-stand.

 

[NMH]

Ah the colourful life of a celebrity footballer.

I wish I was having my Lambourghini impounded and cheating on my model girlfriend with her best mate.
You only live once, let's face it

 

[Rookie]

Fast becoming my favourite premiership footballer, the bloke is quality!

 

[KneeOn]

He's class.

 

[northernblue]

HAHA unreal! Anybody see him swipe the legs of Dzeko last night as the team were celebrating after the game! HAHA!

 

[Biscuit]

I've never forgiven him and Bill Archer for ruining this club - dirty rotten scoundrels

 

[keaton]

Rumour Of The Day
'Mario Balotelli should get a Heart of Gold from Esther Rantzen. The Manchester City star helped a young autograph hunter being picked on at school - by confronting the bully himself. The striker questioned why the young lad was playing truant with his mum outside the club's Carrington training ground rather than attending school. After the fan revealed that he was being bullied, Mario drove the youngster and his mum over to the school in question and demanded a meeting with the headteacher.

'The Blues ace got the youngster to confess what had been happening and made him identify the culprit. The lads eventually shook hands before Mario got into his white Maserati and sped off. A source said: "Mario feels strongly about bullying and thinks it's out of order. He had no qualms about sorting the mess out as he felt the lad should not be missing out on school" - The Sun.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Rumour Of The Day
'Mario Balotelli should get a Heart of Gold from Esther Rantzen. The Manchester City star helped a young autograph hunter being picked on at school - by confronting the bully himself. The striker questioned why the young lad was playing truant with his mum outside the club's Carrington training ground rather than attending school. After the fan revealed that he was being bullied, Mario drove the youngster and his mum over to the school in question and demanded a meeting with the headteacher.

'The Blues ace got the youngster to confess what had been happening and made him identify the culprit. The lads eventually shook hands before Mario got into his white Maserati and sped off. A source said: "Mario feels strongly about bullying and thinks it's out of order. He had no qualms about sorting the mess out as he felt the lad should not be missing out on school" - The Sun.

 

[Kazenga <3]

Hero.

 

[severnside gull]

Rumour Of The Day
'Mario Balotelli should get a Heart of Gold from Esther Rantzen. The Manchester City star helped a young autograph hunter being picked on at school - by confronting the bully himself. The striker questioned why the young lad was playing truant with his mum outside the club's Carrington training ground rather than attending school. After the fan revealed that he was being bullied, Mario drove the youngster and his mum over to the school in question and demanded a meeting with the headteacher.

'The Blues ace got the youngster to confess what had been happening and made him identify the culprit. The lads eventually shook hands before Mario got into his white Maserati and sped off. A source said: "Mario feels strongly about bullying and thinks it's out of order. He had no qualms about sorting the mess out as he felt the lad should not be missing out on school" - The Sun.

If true, then I have a great deal more respect for (elements of) his off-pitch behaviour than I do for his attitude on the pitch

 

[house your seagull]

Flair 2.0

 

[keaton]

From The Daily Mirror:

'Yet another eyewitness report of Mario Balotelli's pulling style, as witnessed at top Manchester eaterie San Carlo: "He was in there eating as usual, and some superfit WAG wannabe walked in. He yelled 'Hey!' at her, food tumbling from his open mouth... but, of course, she trots straight over. He didn't say a word - he just handed his phone so that she could input her number."

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

From The Daily Mirror:

'Yet another eyewitness report of Mario Balotelli's pulling style, as witnessed at top Manchester eaterie San Carlo: "He was in there eating as usual, and some superfit WAG wannabe walked in. He yelled 'Hey!' at her, food tumbling from his open mouth... but, of course, she trots straight over. He didn't say a word - he just handed his phone so that she could input her number."

Class

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

he's quite quickly becomming my favourite human