NSC's OFFICIAL Borderline Boiler Club

[Pavilionaire]

GMTV's Fiona Phillips

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Double chin but a good set of puppies for a sausage sandwich. Could you cope with the slightly whiney voice though?

Well, I think I
could, although not convinced she would be in a posistion to be able to use her voice

 

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Gabby Yorath

 

[dougdeep]

Dawn French.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Davina McCall

While pregnant or unpregnant?

 

[Giant Seagull]

Dawn French.

good tit wank

 

[Les Biehn]

good tit wank

It would be like wanking with custard.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Lindsay Lohan - her publicist and sugar daddy can pull as many strings as they like to get her in all the papers, but in the end it's just not working

 

[Wozza]

Beeney.

 

[Les Biehn]

Lindsey Dawn McKensie

 

[DTES]

BORDERLINE, not GORGEOUS, jaysus. Brucey's lush.

Always believed it was just me that thought that!

I give you Julianne Moore...?

 

[Wozza]

Lindsey Dawn McKensie

Behave! Utter munter.

 

[dougdeep]

Delia Smith.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Super Nanny

 

[Gwylan]

Always believed it was just me that thought that!

I give you Julianne Moore...?

Get out of here.

Absolute babe, scarcely borderline.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

I sometimes work a few desks away from Fiona Bruce. She is exceptionally fit indeed.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Phillipa Forrester.

 

[tinx]

The bird who does Mridian Weather I reckon fits into this category nicely Gemma Humphries is it?

 

[Seagullible]

Phillipa Forrester.

5 years ago maybe but not now
Trinny and Suzanna -(not at the same time, that would be rude!)

 

[Billy the Fish]

Do any of these really count as borderline boilers though. I'd count most of them as about the average mark.