NSC's OFFICIAL Borderline Boiler Club

[On the Left Wing]

Sophie Grigson

either before of during her mass weight gain

 

[Gwylan]

Sophie Grigson

either before of during her mass weight gain

Good call, although again, I'd question whether 'boiler' is the right word.

I remember a friend of mine trying to set me up with a blind date with a friend of hers who looked like Sophie Grigson. I remember being very impressed with the idea - although it never happened.

Didn't know she'd put on loads of weight though - happens to the best of us.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Germaine Greer?


There is something about her

 

[Billy the Fish]

Germaine Greer?


There is something about her

Yeah, the opportunity to take a well known feminist and kick her back door in whilst shouting: 'take that woman'

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Yeah, the opportunity to take a well known feminist and kick her back door in whilst shouting: 'take that woman'

 

[Timbo]

Alex Lovell.

Just explain to me what is even remotely borderline about her!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

ferne brittain

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Julia Swahala .... and not when she was in Pressgang

 

[Trufflehound]

Moira Stuart

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Just explain to me what is even remotely borderline about her!

I don't think Kevin quite understood this last time it was trundled out.

Just to clarify Kev, borderline boiler is someone that you would take a long time pondering on whether to sleep with. One of those that you would, but ALMOST shouldn't.

The one you picked is an absolute honey!

 

[Parson Henry]

Julia Swahala .... and not when she was in Pressgang

I met her mum once.

 

[Trufflehound]

I met her mum once.

I met Rod Stewart once.

Didn't make me want to shag him though... (must have been the Scotland shirt he was wearing that put me off.)

 

[On the Left Wing]

Good call, although again, I'd question whether 'boiler' is the right word.

I remember a friend of mine trying to set me up with a blind date with a friend of hers who looked like Sophie Grigson. I remember being very impressed with the idea - although it never happened.

Didn't know she'd put on loads of weight though - happens to the best of us.

Sophie plus weight gain:

 

[Parson Henry]

I met Rod Stewart once.

Didn't make me want to shag him though... (must have been the Scotland shirt he was wearing that put me off.)

Did you meet his mum as well and did you have impure thoughts about her?

 

[Trufflehound]

Did you meet his mum as well and did you have impure thoughts about her?

Aye, it was a case of Maggie May, but mum certainly would.



I definitely remember having impure thoughts about Britt Ekland, whom he was going out with at the time. Unfortunately, she wasn't there.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Sophie plus weight gain:

Christ, she's wearing a f***ing TENT. Who's the other girl?

 

[Mr Blobby]

Charlie Dimmock

 

[Hampden Park]

zoe wannamaker


carol thatcher

 

[seagully]

Lorraine Kelly

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Good god guys, most of these I can just about get my head round, but Charlie Dimmock?

She's not attractive, she's not even borderline, she's just a closet ginger, saggy breasted old moose.

And I bet she honks of potting compost

If you're talking serious borderline boilers, I know a guy who had a thing for Susan Kennedy or whatever her name is now, from Neighbours