NSC Summer Kickabout, Thursday 10th August onwards @ 6.30, Preston Park

[Frutos]

I know exactly where it is, so I could meet you lot if you want me to.

Fine by me Kev.

You joining us as well Adrie (I'll have to keep you and Kev apart though)?

 

[1066gull]

Adrie?

But he's not getting my mobile...I don't trust him.

You've got mine..

Yes, probably me, if I decide to go which is inevitable.

 

[Frutos]

who's playing in defence for your team btw?

We have two out of our 4 defenders so far (a friend of seagulljaz's and adrie), but we still need the other two.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

You've got mine..
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No I don't.

 

[1066gull]

who's playing in defence for your team btw?

Me, I will be at the heart of your attacking problems as I am on the left and you are on the right, Ballack.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Fine by me Kev.

You joining us as well Adrie (I'll have to keep you and Kev apart though).

Don't worry I won't touch him.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Shall we go and SCOUT them? Just to check what sort of battle we are getting ourselves into.

to be honest its going to be hard for them to deal with our PACE and MOBILITY


we're the jason roberts & henri camara of NSC

 

[1066gull]

No I don't.

I pasted it on to NSC, and you said you had it, remember.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Me, I will be at the heart of your attacking problems as I am on the left and you are on the right, Ballack.

All you have to do is get the ball and lump it forward for Alexfrutos to knock it on, and then I will get onto the knockdown and put the ball in the net. SIMPLE!

 

[1066gull]

Don't worry I won't touch him.

I am not touching you because I don't know where you have come from.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

I pasted it on to NSC, and you said you had it, remember.

Look, I'm telling you I don't have it. I don't want it. Please stop.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Me, I will be at the heart of your attacking problems as I am on the left and you are on the right, Ballack.

i'm centre forward

 

[1066gull]

All you have to do is get the ball and lump it forward for Alexfrutos to knock it on, and then I will get onto the knockdown and put the ball in the net. SIMPLE!

What nets?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I am not touching you because I don't know where you have come from.

Can't you go one night without trying to act all hard on NSC?

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Everyone is running scared of marking Tom and I. It's the most impossible job in football. Only a MUG would sign up to take on the Croc duo....

Then there's me, behind, playing in your hole.

Cause HAVOC.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

What nets?

It was a expression.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Then there's me, behind, playing in your hole.

Cause HAVOC.

we'll be occupying their defence with our clever runs and blistering pace, which will leave you free to COME late into their box all day long

 

[1066gull]

Can't you go one night without trying to act all hard on NSC?

What?

Your acting all serious and I think it is funny.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

we'll be occupying their defence with our clever runs and blistering pace, which will leave you free to COME late into their box all day long

The thought of that did actually just make me moist.

Are the teams complete?

I wanna know who I'll be embarrasing on the 10th.