Withdean Wanderer
Banned
clayton will scare the life out of the opposition with his list of criminal charges that are second to none, potter will have them in awe, questioning what on earth adrian charles is doing playing in a brighton fans tournament, witham will terrorise defences with his startling pace, and mccarthy will just look dazzling trotting around his area like a prized pony
You're forgetting the unbeatable 'more hair than face' ploy which can be adapted to stop even the best of teams!
Combine this with the ego of Kane, and Rumble's Ronaldo-esque stepovers, and you have a blended team of six capable of taking on not only NSC, but the rest of the WORLD.