NSC Grumpy Old Men Thread

[Trufflehound]

People who bounce threads with one of those annoying bouncy smiley things, with nothing useful added, just to get attention.

Oh yes, and fat people too.

 

[Trufflehound]

 

[Charlies Shinpad]

Fat women in lycra

Who they trying to kid

 

[Publius Ovidius]

women in leggins

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Marks and Spencer delivery wagons parked up Moorgate opposite the M&S so blocking the left hand lane when the right hand lane is for people turning right and against the traffic...hence a traffic jam down King William St and on to London Bridge.

Bloody arrogant bastards

 

[alan partridge]

People who refer to themselves as European but cant speak a foreign language or name the European National Anthem.

Jesus Looney. You ARE European. You can't argue yourself out of it. It's a FACT.

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

13. Birthday cards. Only coloured card, but cost anything between £2-5.

14. Trains. Overpriced, late, filthy, uncomfortable, unreasonable.

15. The Dome carpark having only two machines for several hundred people, and costing £6.00 for three hours.

16. McDonalds. Odious places, full of odious people and odious food.

17. ITV showing Man United versus some insignificant little backwater team every week in the Champions League ahead of numerous more interesting games. And as for The Premiership ...

18. GMTV. Television for people with full frontal lobotomies.

 

[Everest]

Particularly when you take into consideration Co-op's motto:

"Co-op. We go further, so you don't have to."

What their motto should be is

"Co-op. We go further to f*** you off, so you don't have to do it yourself."

 

[pasty]

Getting dealt really really shit cards in the online poker game I'm playing at the moment !!!!

 

[Theatre of Trees]

People in supermarkets who suddenly stop and step backwards without looking round so you end up crashing your trolley into them then receive a volley of abuse because you didn't read their minds when they decided to change directions.

Sunny delight - It's the devil's wee.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

People in front of me a shopping que counting exactly the right amount of change when I am in a hurry

I do that. But only 'cos 1 yen coins are so utterly useless, you have to get shot of them ASAP,

 

[Brighton Brat]

People who when asked if they are allright reply

"I`m allright its the others"

 

[Simster]

13. Birthday cards. Only coloured card, but cost anything between £2-5.
17. ITV showing Man United versus some insignificant little backwater team every week in the Champions League ahead of numerous more interesting games.
18. GMTV. Television for people with full frontal lobotomies.

And Eastenders is completely shit these days. And ITV, please note that Who Wants To Be a Millionaire has reached it's sell-by date. Put something else on.

Mobile Phone Shops - I hate them. Horrible tacky places and they're taking over a high street near you.

People who whinge at cyclists.

Chelsea. Twats. If the mixture of plebby trash and rah-rah "footy" boys isn't enough to get right on your tits, then think Ken Bates, £50 ticket prices, dodgy Russians, a plastic ground, fickle fans (7,500 to 43,000 in 14 years) and check out this thread:

http://www.cfc-net.co.uk/forum/topic.asp?ARCHIVE=true&TOPIC_ID=744

"Why Chelsea?" One post because it is the local team, the rest for piss poor wanky ManYoo reasons that have deprived their local clubs of supporters.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

People who when asked if they are allright reply

"I`m allright its the others"

Maybe they mean the others, as in the undead living in their house. Like that film with Nicole Kidman in. Then I could see their point.

 

[Rambo]

This type of thread usually comes up once a month!
Always a winner!

1. Bad spelling and punctuation.
2. Hoodies.
3. Gob shite teenagers.
4. Rich bastards who expect everyone to fuss around them.
5. Call Centres and automated phone services.
6. Impatient people. - Chill out FFS!
7. People who say ' Chill Out'.
8. Thise stupid 1980's stylie boots that girls are wearing at the moment - where are the FMBs?
9. Patronising people.
10. Annoying noises that you cant trace.

 

[The Large One]

This type of thread usually comes up once a month!
Always a winner!

1. Bad spelling and punctuation.
2. Hoodies.
3. Gob shite teenagers.
4. Rich bastards who expect everyone to fuss around them.
5. Call Centres and automated phone services.
6. Impatient people. - Chill out FFS!
7. People who say ' Chill Out'.
8. Thise stupid 1980's stylie boots that girls are wearing at the moment - where are the FMBs?
9. Patronising people.
10. Annoying noises that you cant trace.

People who moan about bad spelling and punctuation, then proceed (in a non-ironic way) to produce two typos of their own.

 

[dougdeep]

The idiots who drive slower than me, and the maniacs who drive faster.

 

[Rambo]

People who moan about bad spelling and punctuation, then proceed (in a non-ironic way) to produce two typos of their own.

And I tried so hard not to screw up, so someone could pick up on it!

Is 'typos' in the dictionary?

 

[Fluffster]

People that spend 10 minutes waiting for a bus then when it turns up, get on and spend another five minutes fumbling for their purse.

Similarly people who are waiting in a cue for a fast food restuarant, and wait till they get to the front to decide what they bloody want.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Threads like this! Christ, you whingey old fookers!

You're a long time dead, enjoy your life while you're here and learn to laugh at everything

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

See?



Hmmm.