NSC Experiment - how often do you go for a PISS ?

[Easy 10]

Don't let your bosses find out Easy, 7 a day, each one is how long from desk to desk 5 minutes?


That works out about 8,000 minutes a year or 17 working days a year lost whilst pissing

Nowhere near 5 minutes. Its only a short hop to the bogs and I don't take long.

Course, if I am luxuriating in the downstairs handicapped toilet, I could easily be 15-20 minutes. I love it in there.

 

[tedebear]

My Dads prostate diagnosis came of the back of needing to wee too much......But looks like you're also drinking a shed load which is fine.

I drink between a litre and a litre and a half of water a day and I go about 4 times during work hours.

 

[MikeySmall]

Hmm. Food for thought ta. I can happily go without as much liquid, I'm not gasping for drinks all the time, its just easily on tap all the time when I'm at work, and people do bring teas round when I don't particularly want one. Perhaps I should learn to say "no thanks" a bit more,

OR you're bladder is the size of a peanut. Either way you're f***ed.

 

[Easy 10]

Surely there is more inclination to scuttle of and have a leak if you are at work ?

In my old factory it was acceptable to have a morning and afternoon poo break ( sit down in bog and read paper for 15 mins ) and 3-4 pee breaks spaced evenly throughout the day ( mostly for chatting ). Would there be the same incentive if one were in ones own time at the cinema or slobbing in front of the box at home ?

Possibly. I don't think I'm anywhere near as frequent at home, but then I don't think I drink as much at home as I do at work. Sat at desk all day staring at a screen, I nearly always seem to have a drink of some sort in front of me. And the toilet is always a tempting break from the tedium.

Been an hour and a half how since my last visit, and I'm not needing another one yet. Thats actually a record for today.

 

[NickBHAFC18]

About 5 times a day maybe? I poop at least 4....damn protein shakes

 

[Gazwag]

Nowhere near 5 minutes. Its only a short hop to the bogs and I don't take long.

Course, if I am luxuriating in the downstairs handicapped toilet, I could easily be 15-20 minutes. I love it in there.

I think you should time yourself then and add that to your spreadsheet, it may also be a good idea to wear one of those step thingamebobs which will also calculate how many calories you burn a day on the piss run.

 

[lost in london]

I could trounce you all. A glass of water before I leave the house, another one and a cup of tea when I get to work regularly sees me doing 4 or 5 trips to drain it out before lunch. 10am - 12 can see me going every 20 - 30 mins. It's a bit of a nightmare to be honest. If I have a coffee I might as well drag my desk to the urinal.

I think there's a fair chance I'm a bit diabetic (is it on a sliding scale?), I've got a piece of paper to take to the hospital to get a blood test but haven't quite got round to it. It's a bit of a vicious circle - feel dehydrated - drink - piss repeatedly - feel deydrated - repeat.

 

[maltaseagull]

First 3-4 pints = 1 piss, next 1.5 pints = 1 piss, next pint = 1 piss, next 0.5 pint = 1 piss, next mouthfull = 1 piss


Non beer drinking 4-5 times a day !

 

[Peever]

Never a dull moment on NSC

I tend to work 8-10 hour shifts and usually piss once maybe twice

 

[vegster]

Possibly. I don't think I'm anywhere near as frequent at home, but then I don't think I drink as much at home as I do at work. Sat at desk all day staring at a screen, I nearly always seem to have a drink of some sort in front of me. And the toilet is always a tempting break from the tedium.

Been an hour and a half how since my last visit, and I'm not needing another one yet. Thats actually a record for today.

I think you have neatly encapsulated the problem in a nutshell. You drink because it helps break the tedium and pee more as a natural end product. In your own words you said you were considering setting up a spread sheet to further analyse the situation, this will also divert from the tedium.

Simple solution, get a new job.

 

[Easy 10]

I think you have neatly encapsulated the problem in a nutshell. You drink because it helps break the tedium and pee more as a natural end product. In your own words you said you were considering setting up a spread sheet to further analyse the situation, this will also divert from the tedium.

Simple solution, get a new job.

Thats some good, solid advice.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

If it was going for a dump I could give all my details for the next month here and now. Regular as clockwork I am.

7.30 am and 6.27 pm.

bit of a problem if you sleep in til 10 on Sundays

 

[Lush]

I think it depends how distracted you are. If I'm concentrating on something else I only go when the need for a wee gets quite urgent. If i'm a bit bored I go at the first twinge.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

If it was going for a dump I could give all my details for the next month here and now. Regular as clockwork I am.

7.30 am and 6.27 pm.

First thing in the morning. Any more than once a day is not natural. And it means if you are out in the evening you have to take your chances with a dump. That can't be good. Once a day, then you know where you stand. Or sit.

 

[El Presidente]

If it was going for a dump I could give all my details for the next month here and now. Regular as clockwork I am.

7.30 am and 6.27 pm.

Two poos a day Q? Consider my hat DOFFED in your direction

 

[SK1NT]

I need one now...

5 - 7 times a day ave...

 

[SK1NT]

About 5 times a day maybe? I poop at least 4....damn protein shakes

Tuna... Protein Shakes... and a few guinesses...

The cheapest way to sandblast the back of the bog

 

[El Presidente]

Once a day, then you know where you stand. Or sit.

If you have ever seen my GERMAN adult DVD collection, then standing and sitting are just two of the many delights offered by some of the specialist Bavarian performers. Zwei Frauleins, eine braun bierkrug.

It's no wonder they annexed the Sudetenland so easily.

 

[NickBHAFC18]

Tuna... Protein Shakes... and a few guinesses...

The cheapest way to sandblast the back of the bog

True. My work colleagues don't use the toilet any more because it's been completely obliterated.

 

[TheMajor]

Easy 10 - you sound like the bloke who sits in our row at the Amex. He's up and down to the bogs at least 3 times each half.