NSC cool points

[Questions]

Drink Harveys
Post the odd picture of a dog dressed up
Call disabled Pompey fans flids
Hang out with Simon.

Thats totally cool like........

 

[rool]

Normally, you get taken to an old peoples home and get given a tartan blanket to put across your knees.[/QUOT

From that description it appears a few have got lost and made their way to the south stand. I wondered what that smell of cabbage was when I was last there.

 

[Questions]

Normally, you get taken to an old peoples home and get given a tartan blanket to put across your knees.[/QUOT

From that description it appears a few have got lost and made their way to the south stand. I wondered what that smell of cabbage was when I was last there.

Do they have flasks Rool ?

There are a couple near me who bring there cabbage in flasks.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I think a pre-requisite of being cool is having a consistently high totty threshhold, as if the THOUGHT of shagging Carol Vorderman, Lorraine Kelly or the ginger one from Girls Aloud was simply absurd because of higher quality bush beating down the door...

 

[Titanic]

An obsession with all things FLAIR.

 

[Badger]

Spot on, CLAY.

And the name must be in UPPER CASE.

On a similar note, you must emphasise IMPORTANT words by putting them in CAPITALS

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

So ,to sum up: everyone on nsc is a twat?

 

[rool]

So ,to sum up: everyone on nsc is a twat?

Cool twats

 

[Buzzer]

So ,to sum up: everyone on nsc is a twat?

Not true. This man is the epitome of cool. He even has stalkers. Lots of them. He's their king.

KING OF THE STALKERS:

 

[Tooting Gull]

So ,to sum up: everyone on nsc is a twat?

We could do another whole thread: 'I am NOT a twat because...(max 50 words)'

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Not true. This man is the epitome of cool. He even has stalkers. Lots of them. He's their king.

KING OF THE STALKERS:

He does look cool.

When did Jimmy Osmond start posting on here, though?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Being left of centre coz its so much better than right of centre

 

[Icy Gull]

Posting on here live from the game, generally saying how shit we are must rate as pretty cool?

Oh and everyone who posts on the Official Match thread during the game is automatically extremely uncool

 

[R. Slicker]

You have to be a complete KNOW-ALL about Brighton bars, clubs & restaurants.
You have to hate Mike Ward & newbies.

 

[Nottseagull]

Crazy right winger - Coventry

I'm sure I can remember Coventry Gull espousing the BNP's socialist credentials a few months ago.

 

[Dandyman]

I'm sure I can remember Coventry Gull espousing the BNP's socialist credentials a few months ago.

If he inserted the word "National" before Socialist, he'd be spot on. Definitely NOT cool.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

- Use an expansive vocabulary and often demonstrate your magniloquent grasp of the English language by using words that others may not understand (what? )

- Take part in "in-jokes" (but not too often) and make reference to the fact you know NSC'ers in the real world.

- Occasionaly go on posting spurts (5 or 6 over the space of ten minutes) to let people know you're still a fixture on NSC (this is normally done by NSC'ers who have been a member for a long time and do so to re-assert their 'place' on NSC)

- Get chummy with Palace/opposition fans

- Hate the Complete Badger

- Get on Danny Seagull's good side by joining him with perverted posts

- Take the piss out of people you know others on NSC also don't like

- Enjoy obscure music artists

 

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You should probably get a bird who posts on here too, it's all the rage I hear

 

[Nottseagull]

Enjoy obscure music artists

The Boomtown Rats are not obscure!

 

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The Boomtown Rats are not obscure!

He's got a point though, I've never got a scooby doo who most of the bands and artists most people post on here are