NSC Confessional

[Rougvie]

I watched the play-off final in the Font & Firkin

I watched it in a pub in Guernsey with 2 Liverpool and a Chelsea fan all supporting Bristol.

Not me supporting Bristol, them of course.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

I just ate the last custard tart even though I know my boss isn't back from his meeting and he hasn't had one yet!!

You have custard tarts!!!!! You lucky bugger!! All we've got is chocolate coffee beans!!!

 

[Meade's Ball]

Have you watched "Little Nicky"? ... if you have then you will have some idea of the penance I have in store for you .... if not, I suggest you hire a copy now!!

What sin did you commit to be forced to watch an Adam Sandler film as punishment?

 

[Beach Hut]

I confess to having adult fantasies about Ernest's self-mutilation.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

I shagged my brothers girlfriend while he was going out with her. Does that count as a sin?

 

[caz99]

I shagged my brothers girlfriend while he was going out with her. Does that count as a sin?

 

[Hungry Joe.]

In my defence; he was always trying to nick my girlfriends.

 

[pasty]

I shagged my brothers girlfriend while he was going out with her. Does that count as a sin?

Only if he lived next door.....

"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's. "

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

In my defence; he was always trying to nick my girlfriends.

You're going to HELL Phaedrus... to boiling hot water and devil's with pitchforks pushing you in!!!! You're brother too it seems......

Still... sound more fun than plunking a harp!!

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Only if he lived next door.....

"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's. "

Thank God for that (or Moses should I say). I've definately never had his ass.

 

[Titanic]

Titanic my son, these are not sins of the real world.
These are natural thoughts of anyone of a right and Godly mind.

Bless you, OTLW, you are truly a brother of compassion and mercy.

I have one more sin to confess, but I am afraid this is most heinous and will not meet with such merciful grace

I confess that I have, on one occasion, visited NSP, as a guest... and found one thread which I found vaguely amusing and interesting.

I know I am now beyond redemption and throw myself on your eternal compassion and understanding for I am a mortal sinner, a worm, and no man - a very outcast of the people.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I confess that I have, on one occasion, visited NSP, as a guest... and found one thread which I found vaguely amusing and interesting.

Lying is also a sin.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

I confess that I have, on one occasion, visited NSP, as a guest... and found one thread which I found vaguely amusing and interesting.

He's off again

 

[On the Left Wing]

I shagged my brothers girlfriend while he was going out with her. Does that count as a sin?

Now if you'd shagged your brother, while going out with his girlfriend ... that would be a sin!

 

[On the Left Wing]

Bless you, OTLW, you are truly a brother of compassion and mercy.

I have one more sin to confess, but I am afraid this is most heinous and will not meet with such merciful grace

I confess that I have, on one occasion, visited NSP, as a guest... and found one thread which I found vaguely amusing and interesting.

I know I am now beyond redemption and throw myself on your eternal compassion and understanding for I am a mortal sinner, a worm, and no man - a very outcast of the people.

Be off with you .... go back to the darkness that some call Croydon .... get thee behind me Satan

 

[CHAPPERS]

Oooh, which thread did Titanic fnind interesting?

 

[Titanic]

Apologies in advance to any of the NSC faithful who find NSP beyond the pale... in which case, I strongly recommend you don't go here!

http://novogate.com/exco/thread.php?forumid=9665&threadid=71687



OTLW
I understand your wrath, Oh Wise One, but banishment to Croydon is surely a cruel and unusual punishment.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Apologies in advance to any of the NSC faithful who find NSP beyond the pale... in which case, I strongly recommend you don't go here!

http://novogate.com/exco/thread.php?forumid=9665&threadid=71687



OTLW
I understand your wrath, Oh Wise One, but banishment to Croydon is surely a cruel and unusual punishment.

For someone who finds NSP so annoying you seem to spend a good deal of effort talking about it, advertising it and seemingly surfing it. Go on, let go and join up you NSPcurious chap.

 

[On the Left Wing]

Apologies in advance to any of the NSC faithful who find NSP beyond the pale... in which case, I strongly recommend you don't go here!

http://novogate.com/exco/thread.php?forumid=9665&threadid=71687

Oh dear .... I need a cold bath .... NOW!

 

[Titanic]

You get me wrong, Phaedrus.... I think NSP is fantastic - it manages to help keep the noise level on NSC at a tolerable level!!