Nigel Reo-Coker to sign

[Scoffers]

Ive just heard, cant say who from but it was a source close to the club who often tells random people inside club business even though he is a proffessional employed by the club, we are sighning L.Messi, Barca only want 75Million for him, he said he wants to move to England and doesnt mind playing outside the prem, he wants to Leave Spain becuase Barca dont have the biscuits in the Tea room he likes, Its on here now so must be a fact!!!

If you are gonna spin a yarn, at least make it a good one. Go through Uncle Speilbergs posts going back a few years if you are looking for inspiration

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

I thought Villa were looking to keep him now!?

 

[Rambo]

 

[footychick]

Tomorrow will be pretty silly. Teachers are on strike so the kiddies will be off school!

Not all schools/teachers

 

[acrossthepond]

Guys, heard on the grapevine that he could be signing, he's a free agent and is willing to drop down to the championship to get playing time...thoughts?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..... etc.

 

[chucky1973]

Family Grapevine

I have had a look on the local grapevine and theres nothing about this Reo Cocker Sucker bloke, must be a different area version.

 

[CHAPPERS]

The funny thing is that you all know this is a wind up but then you reply to the thread anyway, there by clogging the board up with shit threads.

And now I've done it.

 

[chucky1973]

The funny thing is that you all know this is a wind up but then you reply to the thread anyway, there by clogging the board up with shit threads.

And now I've done it.

 

[cannedheat]

he wants to Leave Spain becuase Barca dont have the biscuits in the Tea room he likes, Its on here now so must be a fact!!!

If it's Hobnobs he is after then he is out of luck, Bloom will not stretch that far.

 

[severnside gull]

If it's Hobnobs he is after then he is out of luck, Bloom will not stretch that far.

Oreo Cookies - trust me. I KNOW

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Wasn't he a member of the 'baby bentley' posse and is/was a bit of a nob?

He's set up for life. Can't see anything positive out of this rumour.

Roll out the barrel...

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

jamie is a terrible name.

picture of a rent boy spring to mind

 

[strings]

I've abused him before.

Did he play against us for West Ham in the cup?

 

[LamieRobertson]

Heard it thru the grapevine...shud make a song about tht

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I've abused him before.

Did he play against us for West Ham in the cup?

He played for West Ham against us in the league. Im pretty certain it was the game at home where Zamora was subbed on.

 

[Albion Robster]

Never Never Never going to join us. Wake up and smell the Coffee Jamie!
Like a lot of the above have said, why the hell is Reo Coker going to drop down a division? Can Albion really offer him a decent weekly wage? I'm sure other Premiership clubs would come in for him, if he did leave Villa.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

He played for West Ham against us in the league. Im pretty certain it was the game at home where Zamora was subbed on.

Nope not the cup but Zamaora subbed on... 1-0 win at Upton Park.... Claridge's only good game for us.

 

[Falkor]

Please GOD NO.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Nope not the cup but Zamaora subbed on... 1-0 win at Upton Park.... Claridge's only good game for us.

I was thinking of the 2-2 draw at Withdean. Zamora came on and was TERRIBLE. Clearly helping us out..

 

[Easy 10]

Please GOD NO.

I wouldn't worry. You're more likely to be brutally raped by a purple unicorn at lunchtime than for this to have so much as a molecule of truth in it.