[News] Nigel Farage and Reform

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I had a Miss Clutterbuck as my geography teacher.

Well, there you go. Clutterbuck it is

 

[Dick Swiveller]

The guy what did it is 28, apparently. Now THAT was an uphill paper round.

 

[schmunk]

I thought Brexit was meant to reduce red tape?

It did.


Now they use blue tape.

 

[GrizzlingGammon]

Of course, anyone can have an opinion on this man, he is odious and attention seeking but some of the comments on here are quite troubling. Comparisons to Nazi, gobshite, discussing the best thing to hit him with, suggesting that agreeing with his views in the pub deserves a slap, reform voters are wankers along with the usual gammon, scum, racist sprinkling of insults. It really feels like people are trying to drown out anything other than their view with insults slurs. Poor form.

I assume that means you're putting a big 卐 next to the Reform candidate. Sorry, I mean x.

 

[nevergoagain]

I assume that means you're putting a big 卐 next to the Reform candidate. Sorry, I mean x.

Well done with that, I'm impressed you managed to draw it without eating all of your crayons.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

It did.


Now they use blue tape.

Proper British Red, White and Blue tape

 

[AK74]

I had a Miss Clutterbuck as my geography teacher.

As an aside, do you recall if her first name was Nesta?

(genuine question)

 

[GrizzlingGammon]

Well done with that, I'm impressed you managed to draw it without eating all of your crayons.

Modern digital world. No need for crayons.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

As an aside, do you recall if her first name was Nesta?

(genuine question)

I don’t know but it could be. She was short, probably in her late forties/fifties in the 60s, plaited hair wound into earphones.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I don’t know but it could be. She was short, probably in her late forties/fifties in the 60s, plaited hair wound into earphones.

Crikey. That's a bit of biotechnology I didn't realize we have now, let alone back in the 60s.

I presume it was found to be dangerous and prohibited.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Crikey. That's a bit of biotechnology I didn't realize we have now, let alone back in the 60s.

I presume it was found to be dangerous and prohibited.

Think Princess Leia in the first film but plaits wound around the ears.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Crikey. That's a bit of biotechnology I didn't realize we have now, let alone back in the 60s.

I presume it was found to be dangerous and prohibited.

I never got to see my teacher’s “hair wound”, a shame in the case of English and Drama teacher Miss Gibbons.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Meanwhile, what’s NSC’s take on THIS bit of writing?

It’s either the greatest satire ever written by a WUM on par at least with our own Crodo, or it’s one of the scariest things I’ve ever read and full of “never happened” anecdotes.

You will see chips. You will see Farage merch. And lots of belly dancing.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Meanwhile, what’s NSC’s take on THIS bit of writing?

It’s either the greatest satire ever written by a WUM on par at least with our own Crodo, or it’s one of the scariest things I’ve ever read and full of “never happened” anecdotes.

You will see chips. You will see Farage merch. And lots of belly dancing.

And…

 

[The Clamp]

For those interested…

Reform UK raises £1.5m after Nigel Farage’s return as leader

Donations understood to include ‘substantial cheque’ from Holly Valance with funds also boosted by new memberships

www.theguardian.com

But also….

Nigel Farage offered private security after objects thrown during campaigning

The Reform UK leader has had a milkshake, a cup and an unidentified object thrown at him while out on the election trail.

www.independent.co.uk

 

[The Clamp]

Millionaire organisations getting privilege paid for by the tax payer.

Will the elite ever give a shit about the general public in the U.K.?


Of course not.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Millionaire organisations getting privilege paid for by the tax payer.

Will the elite ever give a shit about the general public in the U.K.?


Of course not.

It's been that way for centuries, each generation is convinced that they'll be the one to change things.

 

[The Clamp]

It's been that way for centuries, each generation is convinced that they'll be the one to change things.

Yes. Quite so.

However, Reform is a private company and not a political party.

They should not be receiving home office funds to pay for security.

 

[Zeberdi]

Yes. Quite so.

However, Reform is a private company and not a political party.

They should not be receiving home office funds to pay for security.

They’re not to be fair - Farage is getting additional security because he’s a Candidate - the Government has a budget both to provide basic security to all Candidates but also provide additional measures on a case by case basis.

After looking at his case, I hear he’s been offered the following protective measures which were deemed necessary based on recent attacks:

 

[Yes Chef]

Millionaire organisations getting privilege paid for by the tax payer.

Will the elite ever give a shit about the general public in the U.K.?


Of course not.

I'm not sure about that, but Holly Valance has completely ruined her chances with me