Nicola Roberts

[00snook]

Still would.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Her debut solo album has had stellar reviews and she looked surprisingly tasty when performing at 'Super Saturday' at Clapham Common last weekend.

 

[Durlston]

I've never licked a ginger bird out.

 

[desprateseagull]

She actually has best voice of the lot.. needs to get a tan on, though. Never seen someone so pale, who wasn't dead! Still would, though. But only if alive ;-)

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

PRAM FACE

She wears more make up than a drag act. Here she is without it.

Looks EXACTLY like someone I went to school with. His name was William...

 

[Buzzer]

Her debut single here is proof that although she has a good voice, her dancing is more laboured than Anne Widdicombe at a Dance hall reggae concert. And her dress sense is abysmal. Since when has wearing your dad's pants been cool or edgy?

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[TheBlueAndWhiteStrips]

Her debut single here is proof that although she has a good voice, her dancing is more laboured than Anne Widdicombe at a Dance hall reggae concert. And her dress sense is abysmal. Since when has wearing your dad's pants been cool or edgy?

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That is awful.

 

[little al]

I've never licked a ginger bird out.

I have. Made her shave her minge first though. After all, you "eat with your eyes".

 

[Buzzer]

That is awful.

I don't think it's too bad a song. It's got some nice little touches to it and she can hold a note (and she does sing with an English accent). It was produced by Diplo so comes with a certain amount of credibility but think there's a few too many Girls Aloud friendly moments in it and towards the end Diplo very lazily rips off his own track Pon De Floor from Major Lazer. The video is the biggest letdown. She looks awful, the dance routines are bizarre and it's not exactly an original concept. It looks a bit cheap and hasty to me. Now 'Jagger Swagger' is really awful in almost every way.

 

[Albumen]

Her debut single here is proof that although she has a good voice, her dancing is more laboured than Anne Widdicombe at a Dance hall reggae concert. And her dress sense is abysmal. Since when has wearing your dad's pants been cool or edgy?

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Cant comment on the music as fear lead to click in silence, but that must be a new low in music videos. Empty wedding reception with half dance routines. f*** me.

 

[Samej]

You're joking aren't you? I just sent in the question "what's it like being the only ugly one from Girls Aloud"? I don't suppose the'll read it out.

Absolute minger.

As a pikey you only require your women to stink.

 

[TheBlueAndWhiteStrips]

I don't think it's too bad a song. It's got some nice little touches to it and she can hold a note (and she does sing with an English accent). It was produced by Diplo so comes with a certain amount of credibility but think there's a few too many Girls Aloud friendly moments in it and towards the end Diplo very lazily rips off his own track Pon De Floor from Major Lazer. The video is the biggest letdown. She looks awful, the dance routines are bizarre and it's not exactly an original concept. It looks a bit cheap and hasty to me. Now 'Jagger Swagger' is really awful in almost every way.

The tune itself isn't that bad and will no doubt be a success, but its cheap throw away music "Mcdonalds pop", the girl has a voice but they don't use it. I don't know who choose her clothes or what they were thinking. Its like they picked out the top half then couldn't be arsed with the bottom half. Everything about seemed half hearted and no doubt its aimed at the ageing followers of girls aloud. Swagger Jagger is dreadful.

 

[Hove Seagull]

I've never licked a ginger bird out.

Put it on your "to-do" list!

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Her debut single here is proof that although she has a good voice, her dancing is more laboured than Anne Widdicombe at a Dance hall reggae concert. And her dress sense is abysmal. Since when has wearing your dad's pants been cool or edgy?

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f***ing hell, I actually really like that tune. But then I also loved Diplo's La Roux mixtape. Should I admit to that? Oh dear.

 

[NMH]

So, this girl has got somewhere and made the most out of a fairly average look.... while Cheryl Cole starts out looking stellar and appears to have been a MESS (with a turnoff accent).

I'm favouring the ginge, on this one.

 

[Fef]

It must have cost at most twenty quid, with change, to make that video.

 

[little al]

(with a turnoff accent).

I'm favouring the ginge, on this one.

Have you not heard the ginge speak?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Have you not heard the ginge speak?

So an attractive, articulate, red hed in her late 20's who has fame and fortune is not good enough for the swathe's of NSC's Brad Pitt, Keyboard Warriors. It makes you laugh doesn't it.

 

[little al]

So an articulate, .

Have you not heard her speak?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Have you not heard her speak?

Yes and I thought she came across very well. She has been bullied all her life because of the colour of her hair by shallow fuckwits who pick on people slightly " different " and she has achieved 10 x , 99% of the people who abuse her so good for her is what I say.