News scoop of the year!

[Wozza]

Dog injures nose From Salisbury Journal)

 

[beorhthelm]

an injured nose? how does it smell?

 

[surrey jim]

That is brilliant

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

an injured nose? how does it smell?

Terrible.


(you set em up - I'll knock em in).

 

[bhaexpress]

A story not to be sniffed at. Paws for though, a sad tale.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Paw thing.

 

[strings]

Poor pooch, must be feeling a little ruff after that harrowing experince.

 

[bhaexpress]

Sounds like a shaggy dog story to me.

 

[Martinf]

The Editor must be absolutely barking to run that story.

 

[bhaexpress]

The Editor must be absolutely barking to run that story.

No he's just being dogmatic.

 

[Father Jack]

the editer is a CHUM of mine, and is of the highest Pedigree

 

[wag chaser]

Thats a bit weak to be a LEAD story

 

[Jahooli]

Some of those puns are terrierable

 

[bhaexpress]

Well the editor is a PAL of mine.

 

[pasty]

What a load of old shit(zu)

 

[Stoo82]

Makes you PAWS for thought.

 

[bhaexpress]

I think this editor will get hounded for this story.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Well the editor is a PAL of mine.

And that story proves his staff are BONE idle.

 

[Father Jack]

Could someone fetch me a copy?

 

[Jahooli]

Could someone fetch me a copy?

I must Daschund get it for you