News scoop of the year!

[bhaexpress]

And that story proves his staff are BONE idle.

Absolutely, right down to the marrow, it really takes the biscuit, they are making such a meal of it.

 

[Jahooli]

I think the journo should setter sights higher next time someone should pointer in the right direction

 

[Pavilionaire]

The journalist should be sacked for that copy, he sounds like a TOSA of the highest order...

 

[Norman Potting]

an injured nose? how does it smell?

It can't because it has injured it's nose - read the article. By the way my wife has just gone on holiday to the Caribbean.

 

[Pavilionaire]

She was lucky she missed out on the volcanic ash cloud then!

 

[robbie c]

It can't because it has injured it's nose - read the article. By the way my wife has just gone on holiday to the Caribbean.

Jamaica?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

my wife has just gone on holiday to the Caribbean.

How does she smell?

 

[The Large One]

How does she smell?

To get to the other side.

 

[Northstander]

Could be all (r)over for this hound!

 

[theonesmith]

Let's hope it didn't run into a boxer.

 

[Nottseagull]

Who nose what they will find newsworthy next. How about

WHEELIE BINS BLOWN OVER IN ACACIA GARDENS

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Police press release re-hashed and bunged up without thinking methinks.

 

[bhaexpress]

It can't because it has injured it's nose - read the article. By the way my wife has just gone on holiday to the Caribbean.

Hope you Rot weil er's away.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Who nose what they will find newsworthy next. How about

WHEELIE BINS BLOWN OVER IN ACACIA GARDENS

Or "Severed dog's nose found in child's park playground"

 

[The Large One]

Glad the typeSETTER got the spelling right.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

The journalist should be sacked for that copy, he sounds like a TOSA of the highest order...

This is the same paper that can't tell the difference between a champion clay pigeon (whatever that is) and a clay pigeon champion (a dead man in Stapleford).

Champion clay pigeon shot himself, inquest hears From Salisbury Journal)

 

[Nottseagull]

By the way my wife has just gone on holiday to the Caribbean.

"Haiti?"

"No, although I much prefer coffee."

 

[bhaexpress]

Glad the typeSETTER got the spelling right.

Well it acted as a pointer anyway. Not quite Peke perfomance.

 

[Trufflehound]

If they find the culprit, i hope he gets a fur trial.

 

[Nottseagull]

Champion clay pigeon shot himself, inquest hears From Salisbury Journal)

Mr Smith, known as AJ “Smoker” Smith in the clay pigeon shooting world, was European champion three times and world champion twice – a first in the history of shooting.

OK, who's going to start a thread entitled RIP AJ “Smoker” Smith ?