New "big name" Midfielder

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Emilio Pilesofrottingfruit

Now that's a big name signing!

TNBA

TTF

 

[supaseagull]

It's the little known player, Kunty McPissflaps who is being signed from Annan Athletic

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

I can confirm, we are signing Frank Lampard.

Yes but its Frank Lampard Sr, he's going to provide defensive cover.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

It was me the Brighton Buzz spoke to. But I said insane midfielder not big-name.

 

[supaseagull]

When you say "Big Name" do you mean a name containing a lot of letters? Does that rule Kaka out straight away?

Oh WOW - you know what this means don't you

WE'RE FINALLY SIGNING KANCHELSKIS!!!!

 

[Driver8]

More bollocks. Just ignore them.

 

[supaseagull]

It was me the Brighton Buzz spoke to. But I said insane midfielder not big-name.

It couldn't have been you Timmy my old buddy, otherwise the guy would have said...

"I met this guy I used to know on the train...short, bald bloke... Bit irritating and kept going on about a blog he used to be allowed to write for the argus. Anyway after trying to move several carriages to get away from him he sat on my lap and stared right into my eyes and said 'brighton are signing an insane player'...He then laughed so heartily that droplet of spit landed on my face. He then jumped off my lap and, wearing nothing but a pair of BHA boxer shorts ran down the train carriage shrieking "I just want to be adored" and then he disappeared and I knew then I would never see him again"

 

[Napper]

3000 views , 7 pages , 4 flounces and lots of kids arguing with palace kids .

Here's where I stand ... I'm out

 

[Pat McCrotch]

we were signing a "big name"

Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink?

 

[Butch Willykins]

Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink?

or how about the famous Brazilian soft cock "Edson Arantes do Nascimento"?

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

Am I the only one who could't give a toss how big a name the player is? All I want is any new players who come in to do a good job. I just don't care if it is Messi, Zidane or Mr Non-league nobody. In fact Mr Non-league nobody is preferable as he would be cheaper!

I can confirm that Greg Bobkin will be signing. Imminently.

 

[AMEXican Wave]

It was me the Brighton Buzz spoke to. But I said insane midfielder not big-name.

What exactly did you mean by 'insane' in this instance?

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Would Joe Cole count or not?

 

[NickBHAFC18]

Well, that's now going to make my entire day consist of constantly logging on to NSC to check for updates..

 

[k2bluesky]

Essien!?

 

[Faldo]

What exactly did you mean by 'insane' in this instance?

Gazza?

 

[larus]

Would Joe Cole count or not?

Only up to ten; and very slowly....

 

[Bladders]

Well, that's now going to make my entire day consist of constantly logging on to NSC to check for updates..

........that's been my week.

 

[Questions]

There is no bigger name than Stelios Giannakoppulls is there ? Might be him.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

I can confirm that Greg Bobkin will be signing. Imminently.

Sooner than that, even...