Nearest Brothel to your house

[Les Biehn]

Apparently there is one on the estate near the Triangle and I even know the girl who is madam.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

My house.

I have been paying for favours for years in one way or another.

 

[Marshy]

There cant be brothels in Burgess Hill surely....

 

[Les Biehn]

There cant be brothels in Burgess Hill surely....

Not much else to do.

 

[Billy the Fish]

The turning just after the layby ?

Just before the layby on the bend I think. I haven't been that way home for ages because i live in HH now.

 

[Del Boy]

My house.

I have been paying for favours for years in one way or another.

Address?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

There cant be brothels in Burgess Hill surely....

Change the A to a U

 

[scooter1]

I went past a house last week that had a "NO SEX FOR SALE HERE" sign on the front door, I was informed by a mate that it used to be a brothel and blokes were still turning up at all hours hoping for a squirt

 

[Buzzer]

I went past a house last week that had a "NO SEX FOR SALE HERE" sign on the front door, I was informed by a mate that it used to be a brothel and blokes were still turning up at all hours hoping for a squirt

 

[Ernest]

I went past a house last week that had a "NO SEX FOR SALE HERE" sign on the front door, I was informed by a mate that it used to be a brothel and blokes were still turning up at all hours hoping for a squirt

In the lanes

 

[surrey jim]

I'd throw bagels at you too then, except I finish at half three.

Nice to know this building isn't entirely filled with Man U and Arsenal fans though

i have been told off for wearing the stripes before as it does not meet the 'dress code'

how many people are wearing chelsea, arsenal, westham shirts who get away with it

 

[surrey jim]

and my favourite ever story which is so funny on so many levels:

http://archive.theargus.co.uk/2005/11/2/204703.html

he seemed to escape charges on the obvous drunk driving and all charges that related to him being chased across brighton by police (speeding, driving without due care and attention etc.)

 

[B.M.F]

Anybody remember Ambassadors along Portland Road ?

Is that the one that changed its name to Heaven and Hell.com before being closed down? If so then I don't remember it at all, not even the dungeon

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

little preston street

2 down there, apparently. Nearest one to me is the pink house next to RJ Meakers Fencing off North Road in Portslade, just along from the Harbour View

 

[B.M.F]

2 down there, apparently. Nearest one to me is the pink house next to RJ Meakers Fencing off North Road in Portslade, just along from the Harbour View

Good lunch break today then was it

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Good lunch break today then was it

How do you guess

You've been there too

 

[B.M.F]

How do you guess

You've been there too

Sorry, Did I not tell you my name was starlight

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Sorry, Did I not tell you my name was starlight

Wow, what a lunch Hate my job but reluctant to move, don't know why

 

[Professor P]

There's a place in Lewisham by the train station called 'Ivy's Cafe'. It's not mentioned in the menu but if one asks for a 'bowl of boiled onions' Ivy will take the customer out the back and suck them off.

 

[Bakesy]

There's a place in Lewisham by the train station called 'Ivy's Cafe'. It's not mentioned in the menu but if one asks for a 'bowl of boiled onions' Ivy will take the customer out the back and suck them off.

Anyone got a train timetable for Lewisham?