Nearest Brothel to your house

[smudge]

I live just up from the Prestonville Arms in Hamilton Road & would be outraged if I found out that there were some busty beauties offering tit wanks for a fiver.

(Does anyone know of any in the area?)

 

[rrruss]

Not a brothel but Buenos Aires has loads of hotels where you can rent a room "by the hour". Telos are a quite legitimate thing as most Argentines live with their parents until they are well into their thirties, and married couple use them to escape the kids, or try out a themed room!

Interesting idea! Apparently one of the telos has a room in a spaceship theme. Sounds intriguing.



Russ

 

[Robot Chicken]

he seemed to escape charges on the obvous drunk driving and all charges that related to him being chased across brighton by police (speeding, driving without due care and attention etc.)

Sussex Police was asked to explain its apparent "turn-a-blind-eye" attitude to the brothel and 20 others like it in Brighton and Hove but could not provide a response.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Must be one (or more) in Telford somewhere (I have no need).

One in Shreswbury suffered 2 murders on the Saturday when Portugal knocked us out the world cup - the girl and the madam both got killed - I was playing cricket less then half a mile away when it happend during the afternoon.

 

[Ernest]

Off the top of my head

Kittens - Montpelier Road , just down from Uncle Sams
Dimensions - Elm Grove
Swallows - Lewes Rd , just along from the bus garage
Sensations - Spring St , just up from the Shakespeare
Foxy Ladies - Little Preston St
Honeys - Seafront just along the road from Boundary Road
Jezebels - Goldstone Rd in Hove
Desires - Queens Sq near the Clock Tower
Geisha - Buckingham Rd
Glamour Manor - Western St, off Western Rd

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

There was one closed down in Horsham a few years back - it was appropriately located above the Horsham Bike Shop

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Glamour Manor is f***ing good, they have like porn stars working there on their days off, I kid ye not gentlemen.

 

[Jam The Man]

2 down there, apparently. Nearest one to me is the pink house next to RJ Meakers Fencing off North Road in Portslade, just along from the Harbour View

LOL - Didn't know that one matey!

 

[scooter1]

This has become the most informative thread i've ever had the misfortune to contribute to....... and on that note i'm just off to jiz all over some old slappers saggy norks for tuppence ha'penny

 

[surrey jim]

it was appropriately located above the Horsham Bike Shop

 

[ditchy]

Off the top of my head

Kittens - Montpelier Road , just down from Uncle Sams
Dimensions - Elm Grove
Swallows - Lewes Rd , just along from the bus garage
Sensations - Spring St , just up from the Shakespeare
Foxy Ladies - Little Preston St
Honeys - Seafront just along the road from Boundary Road
Jezebels - Goldstone Rd in Hove
Desires - Queens Sq near the Clock Tower
Geisha - Buckingham Rd
Glamour Manor - Western St, off Western Rd

Who needs "Ask Jeeves" when earnest is about

 

[ditchy]

Have yet to discover the delights of Wanchai !!

 

[Simster]

Off the top of my head

Kittens - Montpelier Road , just down from Uncle Sams
Dimensions - Elm Grove
Swallows - Lewes Rd , just along from the bus garage
Sensations - Spring St , just up from the Shakespeare
Foxy Ladies - Little Preston St
Honeys - Seafront just along the road from Boundary Road
Jezebels - Goldstone Rd in Hove
Desires - Queens Sq near the Clock Tower
Geisha - Buckingham Rd
Glamour Manor - Western St, off Western Rd

Which one is the best, Ern?