nasal hair

[sydney]

what the f*** .i have tried plucking it , trimming it , waxing it and burning it but the bastard stuff just keeps coming back.......my nostrils make Ted Moults' eyebrows look like little fluffy caterpilars.......any one got any ancient family remedies...

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Chop your nose off.

 

[sydney]

i've tried to remove it chemically but i've run out of money.........tricast on melbourne cup tomorrow might help things along

 

[Pbseagull]

Try a Oxyacetaylene torch..that should do the trick

 

[skipper734]

I see you are 45 Sydney. I am afraid as you get older it just gets worse, first your nose then the ears, finally the eyebrows. Pair of scissors is the best answer. I have used one of those nasel hair trimmer thingys (shudder) but the batteries always seem to die at inappropriate times.
There are posters on here who just don't bother, and just let it all grow uninhibited.

 

[Doc Lynam]

Bat and frog broth, but must be drunk tonight in a grave yard alone and naked. Dont shoot the messenger!

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Try rubbing chilli powder on the inside of each nostril. I'm told that works

 

[Deleted member 18477]

you just gotta keep plucking/trimming regularly...

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Fresh gorilla jism applied whilst standing on your head, allegedly.

 

[the right footed denilson]

I'm 30 and i've got it bad. Even sprouts out of the top of my nose. WTF is that?!

 

[The_Real_SussexSeagull123]

hahah

 

[marcos3263]

What is truly amazing is the length of some of these buggers. I pulled one out the other day and I swear it was 2cm long. Who did it possible grow that quick??

one of the many curses of old age......

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

Worse when they are grey

 

[smudge]

We had a guy at work once from St Helena, his nasal hair was f***ing out of control. We held him down & pulled it out with pliers.
How we laughed.

 

[kip]

Snort a gram of coke every night for a month

 

[Surrey Phil]

Can't you just get a couple of long waxing strips, place each end up each nostril, attach the other end to a door and then slam the thing shut removing all the buggers in one go!!!!

 

[Box of Frogs]

Use scissors to trim it - pulling them out hurts like a bastard!

 

[LukeOwen]

amazing thread!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Regular trimming with scissors does the trick , pulling out individual hairs is for the masochists. After a certain age all the hairs turn grey which makes you feel really old. I think you're supposed to have some nasal hair which acts as a defence against breathing in dust particles and pollen etc.

 

[skipper734]

In the nose as a pre-filter I understand, big eyebrows to keep the sweat out of you eyes ok. But what use are they in your ears?